50 Cent Wants You To Stop Masturbating

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The 50 Cent Four-Step Stop-Masturbating Plan

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Do you want to stop masturbating? It is, after all, "a sin," as 50 Cent informs us. Luckily, he also has a four-step plan to help you stop, free of charge:

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Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS
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Step to stop masturbating
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Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
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Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
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Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
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Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
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That's it! You're free!

[h/t @DubDobDee]
 

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50 Cent needs to SHUT THE F*K UP and wonder why nobody gives a sh!t about him anymore. He uses Mayweather the same he tried to use us....50 Cent....this board ain't no dumb....we ain't G-Unit solider.
 

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50 Cent needs to SHUT THE F*K UP and wonder why nobody gives a sh!t about him anymore. He uses Mayweather the same he tried to use us....50 Cent....this board ain't no dumb....we ain't G-Unit solider.




Lmao....
 

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:heh: what fukkin movie is that

probably heard it from ghostface's Fish. He got it from Crying Freeman Anime
These are the men who lead the crime families of America. I control 26,000
men. Except for dope, we operate in all aspects of organized crime. And if
there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that drugs destroy your mind. And destroy
your home. In the end it'll only lead our country into ruin

All the kung fu movie quotes ever used by the Wu - Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan
 
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