The 50 Cent Four-Step Stop-Masturbating Plan
Max Read
Do you want to stop masturbating? It is, after all, "a sin," as 50 Cent informs us. Luckily, he also has a four-step plan to help you stop, free of charge:
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Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS
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Step to stop masturbating
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Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
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Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
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Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
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Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
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That's it! You're free!
[h/t @DubDobDee]