7:00 in the morning...

[Sway]

And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs
"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shyt is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"shyt think, shyt think, shyt quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fukk is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "bytch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

 

[polio68]

Not a thread dedicated to Trapped in the Closet.

 

[Sway]

Not a thread dedicated to Trapped in the Closet.

Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin' in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don’t have to go no further
I can clearly see what's goin' on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don’t lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should’ve known
That you would go and do some bogus shyt up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I’m like whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin' clothes
I met this girl at the Paje's club
And she told me she didn’t have a
man
Then he said man please,
I’d kill you if you didn’t have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don’t give me that mack shyt please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I’m not the one you after
He says somethin' I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that’s betta right
Why can’t we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
'Til I saw his face still had a frown
She started cryin', sayin' baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you’re gonna be
I started inchin' out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not 'til I reveal my secret
I'm like what is goin' on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we're all comin' out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rang
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs
And he’s like I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin' truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said, "nikka, I'mma shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin' up the stairs
And I'm lookin' at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I’m gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don’t shoot
3, he says don’t shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I can't believe - it's a man

 

[O.T.I.S.]

What smoke signals you letting off op

 

[VegetasHairline]

2022 posters!

 

[Sway]

What smoke signals you letting off op

Well, here we are, the four of us...
In total shock... me and her
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit
And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shyt!"
And I said,
"So you're gonna tell me he's the one you been talking to?"
He says, "Yes", I says, "No"
He says, "Yes", I says, "No", he says, "It's the truth!"
I yell, "All of y'all ass is crazy, let me up out this door
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
Then I said, "I'm late,
Plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"
But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself, and said, "Quick, you got three minutes"
And then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question
How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!"
He looked at her and said, "bytch please, you've got your nerve
With all your club hoppin', lyin' sayin' you was shoppin'
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong."
She said, "Okay, you busted me!
And that much I agree, you've caught me cheating!
But this is a little extreme!"
He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back
And now I come home and you got him
In the closet, how extreme is that?!"
And she said, "But she's a he!"
Then he said, "Please, you can't judge me"
She said, "Rufus, this is crazy!"
Then I said, "Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out
So, get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"
"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell
Sneaking in and out of hotels
I said, "Brother, spare the details!"
Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!"
Then she screams, "Rufus, you son of a bytch"
He says, "Cathy, go to hell!"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary
That what you said at the party
Man this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody"
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying
"Cathy, this is all your fault!"
She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too
The only difference is you didn't get caught!"
Chuck screamed out, "WE'RE IN LOVE!"
Cathy says, "Love my ass!"
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!
Then I said, "Not another one of you sons of bytches say a word!
Cause all this shyt I'm goin' through is unheard!"
I grabbed my cellular
Said, "This is so wrong"
I call up my home
And a man picks up the phone (phone, phone, phone...)

 

[Sway]

2022 posters!

Now I'm dashing home
Doing 85
Swerving lane to lane
With fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts going through my mind
I'm thinking about what I'm do and who Im'ma do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
Woo woo woo
Damn, here comes a policeman
He drove right up on me then flashed his lights
Then I pulled over without thinking twice
He hops out the car
Walks over to me and says
License and registration, please
I looked up at him and said officer is there something wrong
He said no, except you were doing 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer, let me explain please
You see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses and no exceptions
I said this is some bullshyt as he gave me the ticket
He said have a nice day and walked away
I said yea right and drove away
And then I turned my radio on
And did 70 on the way home
I pulled up in the drive way hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back bust up in the house
And she screaming what's all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house and a man picked up my phone
She says calm down did you forget my brother Twon came home
O (o) and that's all I could say o (o)
With a stupid look on my face (face)
Said I forgot he came home today (day)
And she says that's okay (kay) because honey I understand (stand)
She's says you don't have to explain (plain)
Then I took her by the hand (hand)
I kissed her then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and started gettin' it on
Then she started biting her lips grabbing me and making noise
Now were making love and she's in my ear whispering its all yours
I said I love you
She said I love you too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me and said baby go deeper please
That's when I started going crazy like I was tryna give her a baby
The room feels like its spinning
Cause we keep turning and turning
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curling
Then next thing you know
She starts going real wild and screaming my name
Then i said baby we must slow down before I bust a vessel in my vain
She said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp
She said please keep on going
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out o my goodness Imma bout to climax
And I say cool climax just let go my leg
She's says your the perfect lover
I said I can't go no further
Then I flipped back the coverO my god a rubber.....................................

 

[Jean Jacket]

K Relly is posting from CB4.

 

[Sway]

K Relly is posting from CB4.

And now, I'm like
Well, well, well, what the fukk is this?
A condom in my bed
You better start talking, fukking bytch
'Fore I take a match and burn this motherfukker down
I said, "You better start talking
And start talking right god damn now
Then she said, "Baby, I'm so speechless
Then I said, "My baby, you gon' be breathless
If ya don't start talking quick
Woman, I'm gon' have a fit
You don't know what ya
fukking with
Girl ya better cut the bullshyt
Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes.
Now I'm sniffing and looking around
Suspicious like someone's here
And then I looked in her eyes
And in her eyes there was so much fear
Pull out my gun said, "Is he still here?"
She shook her head and said nah
I'm checking behind every door
She cried out, "He left right after you called.
I said, "What the fukk was you thinking?
Thought that I wouldn’t find this out?
Then I said you must be crazy or
On crack to have somebody off up in my motherfukking house
She hopped up and said, "That's enough."
She said, "I can't take no more."
And then she said, "You made your point
But now it's time to even the score.
She said, "I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club."
Said, "That's right, nikka I was there
With this guy in the back of the club.
I said, "I thought you was with yo' girls?
She said, "I thought you was with yo' guys?
She said, "You was at that bytch's house
And don't even try to act surprised.
I say "babe...", she said, "Shut up
Don't you say a word
It ain't nothing you can say
That I ain't already heard.
Then I said, "Woman, don't you try to turn it all around
'Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house.
Then she said, "You're right about that
Something did go down, but I don't have to turn it around
'Cause what goes around comes back around.
I'm moving a little closer to her
She's tripping over the furniture
She said, "Wait first, just let me explain.
I said, "No need to just give me his name.
And then she said, "Uh... uh
I say, "Uh, what?"
She said, "please sit down in a chair
And I say, "No, I'm standing up
And then she cries out, "I'm so scared to tell you
Because of what you might do"
And I screamed, "Look girl, you better give me this man's name
And I'm not playing with you."
She says "Okay", wipes her nose and then asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself said it sounds familiar
Then I said, "I probably know her if I seen her
Then I said, "Anyway, girl
What the hell does that got to do with this man?
She said, "He know my girl Roxanne
I said, "Who the hell is Roxanne?
Then she says, "Roxanne's a friend of mine
Who knew this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus
And I'm sitting here like, "what the fukk?!
Then she says, "Rufus wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you.

 

[Sway]

Believe it or not, I just started laughing
Shaking my head, and just kept on laughing
Thinking about all the things I had been through that day
Then she cries “What, what have you got that smile upon your face”
Then I laughed out said “Thinking about all the things that I've been through.”
She wipes her nose and s******s, and laughs out “I've been through it too.”
I start laughing again, and she starts laughing more then
Next thing you know, we both are cracking up on the floor
She laughs out “I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone”
Meanwhile, Twan just got outta prison and he's on his way home
And she yells “Baby I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshyt.”
And I say “Girl, just wait ‘til I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing with”
She laughs “I wanna hear it all.”
Then I laughed and said “Baby first of all, I got a hangover, been trapped in a closet,
Slept with who knows, threatened to kill a past
She says “What?!”
”Baby this is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy.”
She says “Damn you've been through a lot of shyt, plus I got a ticket.”
Meanwhile the policeman he turns around.
Just out of concern comes back to the house.
Then he pulls up in the driveway.
My cars parked crooked with the lights on.
Then he goes around the back way.
He hear the dogs barking like something's wrong.
He gets to the back door and discover it's been broken in.
He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in.
Meanwhile we're laughing and laughing and laughing.
But from his perspective he thinks somebody's crying.
He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing.
Meanwhile we're in the bedroom laughing as I'm trying to continue to explain.
She yells out “Sylvester you're killing me.”
Said “I swear that it went that way.”
Then next thing you know he bust up in the room said “Motherfukker freeze!”
And then I looked back up at him and said “Wait you're that damn police!”
Then she screams “Baby, I mean James” she says “Everything is cool.”
And then he yells “Gwendolyn I got this.
I know you're sick and tired of this fool.”
Then I stood up start walking toward him screaming “Man get out my house!”
Then he yells “Freeze!” she screamed “Please!” and I pulled my berretta out.
She cried out “Sylvester please don't!”
Visions of him making love to her.
He said man put the gun on the floor.
I can't stop thinking about him and her.
I slowly put the gun down and then I put my hands up.
He winked at me and smiled, and that is when I went nuts.
Hopped all over him grabbed the gun., she's screaming “Settle down!”
Going all around both handling the gun then all of a sudden POW.