Dark Match
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Tons of Funk def. Bo Dallas and Sami Zayn. Atreyu came out to crickets riding on a luckdragon, while Zayn got ole chants. Sweet T won a quick squash to get the crowd up, after the match devoured Atreyu after Triple H came out with the Skull Mask, ordering Sweet T to finish him.
WWE Main Event
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The Uso Brothers def. Big E Langston and Don Fandango Flamenco
A fun match. The Uso's were really over.
Big Show def. Damien Sandow
Show knocked out Sandow, causing Sandow's hair grease to fly out into the crowd.
Curtis Axel (w/Paul Heyman) def. Justin Gabriel
Gabriel lagged out, causing the referee to ring the bell.
Smackdown
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Triple H came out first and he received a pop. He spoke about how the WWE wrestlers blame management for their shortcomings, and delivered the usual "best for business" talk.
The Miz interrupted Hunter, causing the crowd to go silent. They discussed the happenings from the last two episodes of Raw where Randy Orton beat him up in front of his parents, and Big Show knocked him out. The main event was set up as The Miz vs. Randy Orton, the stipulation being who can convince the crowd more.
World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio def. R-Truth
A squash match. Afterward, Del Rio put Truth & Lil' Jimmy III in the Cross Arm Breaker. Rob Van Dam ran in afterwards. Ricardo Alfonso threw RVD a chair that he used to beat Del Rio with, the seat of which was made with fine Corinthian leather.
Triple H was shown backstage in a room, talking on the phone with Vince. Seemingly not convinced still that Randy Orton might not be the "Face of the WWE". Jason Thurgood Goode came into the room dressed in militia fatigues, grabbing the cellphone from Triple H. Triple H began to berate Jason for ruining what was "Best for..." before Jason finished with "Business". "Im gonna finish what the SHIELD failed to do Monday." speaking last before Triple H was stunned, pondering what just happened.
The Real Americans w/ The Lorax def. The Prime Time Players
Good back and forth match. Darren Young tapped to Jack Swagger's Angle lock.
Dolph Ziggler def. United Shield Champion Dean Ambrose by DQ
Triple H set up a six-man tag with Ziggler, RVD, and Kofi Kingston vs. The Shield immediately after; Teddy Long was nowhere to be seen, but there was a scream backstage.
The Shield def. Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, and Kofi Kingston
Seth Rollins CRITICALED Kingston with the Backdrop Driver after pressing the Square & X Button.
Triple H was shown walking backstage, running into Thurgood a few seconds later. He inquired about the scream backstage, wondering if it was his work, and if he took it easy on Teddy. Theodore Long came into focus, inquiring about "taking it on him easy". Triple H looked at Goode, wondering what the scream was all about if it wasn't Teddy. A emergency personal ran up to Trips, telling him Zack Ryder was taken out backstage; asking him to come as soon as possible. Goode smiled, as Triple H smiled back, patting Goode on the shoulder. "I think he gets it." Triple H could be heard mumbling on his way to check on Ryder.
WWE Divas Champion AJ Styles Lee defeated Cameron
A.J. won after a flying knee, debuting a new sidekick in addition.
Paul Heyman cut a sick promo about how he will topple C.M. Punk at Battleground and will always be the man standing over him.
Santino Marella and The Great Hightower def. 3MB
3MB played flutes to bring The Cobra to life, and to use it against Santino. Drew McIntrye was swept away to a Warp Zone in his quest to find the Chosen One in one of the McMahon castles.
Goode was shown in a boiler room, searching for something. Dean Ambrose grabbed Goode behind on the Shoulder, yelling in his face to stop being a vigilante, as the Shield are the hounds of justice. Goode pressed the end of a lead pipe against the chest of Ambrose, responding that the Sheild have gotten complacent in delivering the justice that is needed in the WWE. Ambrose lower the tone of his voice, as Thurgood pointed to his eyes and then back into Ambrose's.
Randy Orton def. The Miz
Miz was nursing a torn ego and Orton put a beating on him, so the referee disqualified Orton. La Nariz de Clearisil restarted the match, saying Orton was trying to get disqualified. Hunter said Randy had to win by pinfall. The crowd hated Miz and cheered for Orton. It was an uncompetitive match and Orton finished it with an RKO.
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Tons of Funk def. Bo Dallas and Sami Zayn. Atreyu came out to crickets riding on a luckdragon, while Zayn got ole chants. Sweet T won a quick squash to get the crowd up, after the match devoured Atreyu after Triple H came out with the Skull Mask, ordering Sweet T to finish him.
WWE Main Event
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The Uso Brothers def. Big E Langston and Don Fandango Flamenco
A fun match. The Uso's were really over.
Big Show def. Damien Sandow
Show knocked out Sandow, causing Sandow's hair grease to fly out into the crowd.
Curtis Axel (w/Paul Heyman) def. Justin Gabriel
Gabriel lagged out, causing the referee to ring the bell.
Smackdown
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Triple H came out first and he received a pop. He spoke about how the WWE wrestlers blame management for their shortcomings, and delivered the usual "best for business" talk.
The Miz interrupted Hunter, causing the crowd to go silent. They discussed the happenings from the last two episodes of Raw where Randy Orton beat him up in front of his parents, and Big Show knocked him out. The main event was set up as The Miz vs. Randy Orton, the stipulation being who can convince the crowd more.
World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio def. R-Truth
A squash match. Afterward, Del Rio put Truth & Lil' Jimmy III in the Cross Arm Breaker. Rob Van Dam ran in afterwards. Ricardo Alfonso threw RVD a chair that he used to beat Del Rio with, the seat of which was made with fine Corinthian leather.
Triple H was shown backstage in a room, talking on the phone with Vince. Seemingly not convinced still that Randy Orton might not be the "Face of the WWE". Jason Thurgood Goode came into the room dressed in militia fatigues, grabbing the cellphone from Triple H. Triple H began to berate Jason for ruining what was "Best for..." before Jason finished with "Business". "Im gonna finish what the SHIELD failed to do Monday." speaking last before Triple H was stunned, pondering what just happened.
The Real Americans w/ The Lorax def. The Prime Time Players
Good back and forth match. Darren Young tapped to Jack Swagger's Angle lock.
Dolph Ziggler def. United Shield Champion Dean Ambrose by DQ
Triple H set up a six-man tag with Ziggler, RVD, and Kofi Kingston vs. The Shield immediately after; Teddy Long was nowhere to be seen, but there was a scream backstage.
The Shield def. Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, and Kofi Kingston
Seth Rollins CRITICALED Kingston with the Backdrop Driver after pressing the Square & X Button.
Triple H was shown walking backstage, running into Thurgood a few seconds later. He inquired about the scream backstage, wondering if it was his work, and if he took it easy on Teddy. Theodore Long came into focus, inquiring about "taking it on him easy". Triple H looked at Goode, wondering what the scream was all about if it wasn't Teddy. A emergency personal ran up to Trips, telling him Zack Ryder was taken out backstage; asking him to come as soon as possible. Goode smiled, as Triple H smiled back, patting Goode on the shoulder. "I think he gets it." Triple H could be heard mumbling on his way to check on Ryder.
WWE Divas Champion AJ Styles Lee defeated Cameron
A.J. won after a flying knee, debuting a new sidekick in addition.
Paul Heyman cut a sick promo about how he will topple C.M. Punk at Battleground and will always be the man standing over him.
Santino Marella and The Great Hightower def. 3MB
3MB played flutes to bring The Cobra to life, and to use it against Santino. Drew McIntrye was swept away to a Warp Zone in his quest to find the Chosen One in one of the McMahon castles.
Goode was shown in a boiler room, searching for something. Dean Ambrose grabbed Goode behind on the Shoulder, yelling in his face to stop being a vigilante, as the Shield are the hounds of justice. Goode pressed the end of a lead pipe against the chest of Ambrose, responding that the Sheild have gotten complacent in delivering the justice that is needed in the WWE. Ambrose lower the tone of his voice, as Thurgood pointed to his eyes and then back into Ambrose's.
Randy Orton def. The Miz
Miz was nursing a torn ego and Orton put a beating on him, so the referee disqualified Orton. La Nariz de Clearisil restarted the match, saying Orton was trying to get disqualified. Hunter said Randy had to win by pinfall. The crowd hated Miz and cheered for Orton. It was an uncompetitive match and Orton finished it with an RKO.
I hope these are Ligginsverse type spoilers.
when Sandow cashes it in to complete silence. 
