[9/25] The WORLDWIDE Pi'Raw Gang Presents: WWE Blash of Bhampions 2016 PPV Thread

[GoddamnyamanProf]

"New Day was right about these two, they arent fun, they dont care about making people laugh, they just care about beatin people up!"

Doctor angle went over so bad they retconned it from the story

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Neckbeard crowd tries to chant New Day Rocks but doesnt have the rhythm without someone clapping their hands to lead them

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Anderson and Gallows doing moves

New Day's big ending double team thing is called the Goodnight Owl? edit: Midnight Hour?

Hopefully WWE is smart and has New Day keep cheating to win and slowly being less and less friendly to the crowds until they finally feud with Enzo and Cass and go full heel. Break the all-time record then finally drop em to E&C.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Charlotte needs to see Lita about a moonsault she damn near puts her feet down before landing

Lol Lita cant hold Charlotte's jock

That whole sequence where she set up Sasha and Bayley next to each other, then you hear the scattered WOOOs from the crowd, and the way Chargoat paused and turned her head to the crowd as the WOOOs grew louder, not to mention the actual moonsault One of the best executed pieces of performance I've seen in a wrestling ring

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The lets go roman roman sucks chants echoed the usual Cena format, but the dueling chant for Rusev was mostly reversed. For once the guys chanted the lets go part

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Charlotte's moonsault looks very cool and graceful until the landing. It end up looking as bad as Eve's moonsault's, damn near landing feet first everytime

 

[TheAlbionist]

Are Bayley and Asuka the only women with no second name?

Wait...would Lana's name be Lana Rusev?

Ah, Carmella...

Noami
Emma

 

[TheAlbionist]

This was really, REALLY meh.

I was looking forward to the Cruiserweights and the women's triple threat - they put on the weakest Cruiserweight match since the start of CWC IMHO (though I'm tentatively looking forward to some proper heeling from Kendrick) and for whatever reason the womens match just didn't get over for me.

CharGOAT retaining was the right move though - it should be Sasha next, but it should be at a "big" show... Bayley needs to be stuck in that "too nice to be successful" hole for a few months until Sasha's heel credentials are properly established and she can make a proper run at vanquishing her.

Dana Jannetty is going through the plate glass window at some point, but I'm not at all sure she can pull off babyface. Her and Emma were perfect together.

Cesaro/Sheamus was the highlight of the night despite being my least anticipated match. Awful finish though.

Reigns and Rusev feud still has legs and the match was decent enough, but nothing special.

I kind of enjoyed Nia/Alicia.

Raw definitely #2 right now.