[9/4] Monday Night Pi'Raw - It's Called a Promo, Big Dog

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so you think the big dog can't cut a promo huh John?
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ay Uce cut the beat on, we bout to have a roasting session
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point em out, point em out, point em out, point em out....

ole middle age, still rock jorts lookin boy
Nikki soon to be divorced lookin boy
no kids, just aborts lookin boy
cause you scared of child support lookin boy

Mr. Ed the talking horse lookin boy
"Why yes VInce, of course" lookin boy
think it's a game at the PPV?
i'll turn you to an EA Sports lookin boy

Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch lookin boy
Fruity Pebbles, Cap'n Crunch lookin boy
only turned heel once lookin boy
cause ya merch sales would get crunched lookin boy

propose as the crowd boos lookin boy
different match, same moves lookin boy
when you wrestle we snooze lookin boy
cause you bury the talent and won't lose lookin boy

put the shovel down? you refuse lookin boy
"Flair put me up on booze" lookin boy
16 reigns and no classic matches?
ole title changes misused lookin boy


i'm the big dog, you a confused lookin boy
too scared for tattoos lookin boy
you grant wishes and rhyme a little
ole fake ass Langston Hughes lookin boy

all on E! Network cam lookin boy

curtain jerking Summerslam lookin boy
get beatdown so bad at No Mercy
even Ron Simmons'll say DAMN lookin boy

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It's funny how TSC and the IWC say WWE should stop overly scripting promos and let guys "sink or swim" when Roman is exactly the type of guy who would fukking drown in that scenario. :heh: You think Cena was bad? Imagine him getting ate alive by fukking Bo Dallas or Aiden English. Then none of you Roman stans would be able to blame Daniel Bryan for why he still can't get over. :ohhh:

That being said, Roman better get Quentin Miller to ghostwrite his diss this week. Cena made him look like a ho.
 
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