90 day fiance - Season 5 [Official Thread]

[rantanamo]

I know we have some watchers based on some other threads. What yall think about the premiere about the funniest show on television?

- Jorge lied about having money, now he tryin to sneak away and get that post nup, lol. "Comebackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" never heard a sound like that coming from a person.


- Chantel at it againTryin to toss Pedro at her brother. He play a no basquetbol', only beisbol' in my country . Knocked her brother's glasses off, then called him a snake with venom . Chantel's brother need a new do

- Mohamed got him a new lady, lol. I think he avoided a redneck ass whoopin.

That preview from Paola's husband coming to Miami . He should've slapped that dude into next Sunday's episode. She look good, but she's now the one that seems to be there for a green card.........and being deceptive. At least Anfisa is honest that she wanted a sugar daddy. I think if Jorge would stop being an idiot, Anfisa will give him what he wants.

 

[rantanamo]

Fukkery in full effect


- Pedro, Pedro, Pedro. OMG the comedy, the fukkery, , the blatant disrespect, lol. If you missed this episode, find the TLC app somewhere or on demand or something. The Pedro/Chantel stuff was enough to be worth looking. Chantel figures out Pedro been paying rent on a new place for his mom and sister while they skrugglin'. Chantel was not happy already about him buying all kinds of random shyt and stuffing it into several suitcases. He reveals this after he complains she's packing too much stuff in her 1 bag, then this nigro goes in the room and slides out a 50 inch HD and asks Chantel to buy his mom and laptop, after she been complaining about her laptop being slow. "Is my culture", "thing sheeper in de United States". When they land in the DR, his sister and mom are there. Immediately upon hugging, his sister is all up on him about where de tv, where de tv. Pedro says, the airline wouldn't let them take it. His sister was having none of that lol. OK, here's where I got conflicts. They go to this new apartment where Pedro's mom living like La Reina and Chantel is pissed. Chantel's parents sit down and Pedro's mom puts out some chicken feet. They refuse to eat them. Chantel's mom says they are trying to disrespect her
- LOL at Paola's agent with the literal

when Paola came in with her husband. To his credit, he called her out and she was scrambling. Didn't even put Paola in the directory to find modeling jobs for her. What an L for that chick and Paola, who was clearly embarrassed. Then she convinced Paola to take more pictures.



- Mohammed pulling that black chick. I think Danielle might have scared her off. Danielle texting her all day everyday, warning her. Mohammed says he's receiving death threats and wants her to stop, resulting in Danielle and her sister laughing and wondering what he's up to. In the process Danielle admits she did all the texting to warn everyone of how Mohammed is. Chick with Mohammed says hundreds of calls and texts

- Anfisa left that dummy. Every episode I'm seeing her side more and more. She's a little crazy, but that coward wouldn't even defend her to his sister. Now he's too scared to go and get his woman, lol. I know she hitting him, but he need to stop being a punk. He's 3 times her size. Quit lying to her.

- Penelope Pitstop and the Israeli dude





Paola in that gold outfit and that fitness chick that came to meet her
Paola in that bikini

Pedro's sister

 

[pickles]

So I watched the latest episode and Chantal family (the way Pedro says it) seem slow, maybe the brother is only the normal one.

Never seen a black girl as ditzy as Chantal.

Chantal family are conceited as hell, wouldn't go into Grandma's house. Talking about voodoo like they are making scarifices and cauldrons in the yard. What? :swaggyP:

As far as him bringing back things from the states, that is what he is suppose to do. That is what Caribbean people in general do when they go back to the islands. shyt is like 3-4x the price on the islands especially American name brand stuff.

When I lived in Trinidad, my Trinidadian girlfriend at the time would be like "Can you bring me back some Victoria Secret underwear?" She was willing to pay me. One underwear is the same as the retail price in the states ($18.00) whereas here if you buy a bunch it is like 25 for 5.

So I completely get why Pedro is buying all that stuff for his family. A laptop there would be 3-4x what it costs in the states.

I get that he is sending money back, but maybe they need to set a budget or some shyt.


Pedro sister.



Danielle is too fukken old to be on facebook fukking with people. Is she on disability? How the fukk is she even making a living?

God damn that broad is ugly as hell. Her tattoos.

Good luck Mohammed


The Jewish couple. Nobody give a fukk about ol'girl and her Tourettes
You can tell she has a spastic personality, like she will get stressed out over nothing.
Why are they concerned about bringing his family over? He still has to get citizenship which will take another 3 years and then how old will his brother be? They said he was 26 or some shyt, so that is 29 and hopefully he will be done school.

So boring.
Ol'girl getting excited when the immigration lawyer spoke Russian. Um if you google the lawyers name and his firm it will probably tell you what languages he speaks.

Colombia chick and her man, so boring. All her photos are shyt. If she can't book work with those topless photos, she aint ever gonna get "modelling jobs". Ol'boy is so fukken vanilla, like so favorless. Probably eats crackers and mayonnaise or some shyt. He should have married some church going Oklahoma cacette and left Paola to men who will appreciate her flavor.

Anfisa and George. This episode was tame. I don't even feel bad for him, he clearly has some masochist tendencies. Ol'girl plotting, she is stashing some cash, so she can make a break for it when she gets her citizenship. I don't understand why she doesn't learn how to drive or some shyt.

"Bring my red bag with my makeup!!!!"

Now I am going to talk about the production of this show.

Clearly they think the audience who watches this show are straight retards because they will review what happened 2 minutes ago for every single couple like we forgot. They even show what is coming up like 500 times.

Why do they play hip hop music before Mohammed's scenes?

Why do they subtitle people who we clearly understand? Like George. :jagsfan:

Do American people really have trouble understanding someone who is speaking English with an Accent?

The only person on this show that needs subtitles is Pedro.

And speaking of Pedro, why is his English so fukken terrible? :whatthefukk: You would think that shyt would have improved a little bit by now.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

That dominican scene was
I know that black fam was hungry as hell after all that traveling. Only to get served up some chicken feet
Than pedro tried to save that moment talking about chicken feet are delicious, tried to and almost choked on a nail
Why was pedro sis wearing that faux fur vest in the country
Family saw all that food at granny's house and still thought they were doing voodoo

That columbian chick is
Smh at that fitness girl's husband trying to school that white dude on trusting his wife. That white dude was looking at him like, i know shes going to leave me

 

[pickles]

Did anyone watch the latest episode?


Chantal father just as slow as his daughter.
Did y'all peep how Gigi boyfriend was trying to get in the shot when Gigi and Chantal was talking? When we saw Gigi talking to Chantal he is standing right beside her and then when Chantal is talking he is right in the middle of them.
Production should have caught that.

The Jewish couple. Tourettes! Tourettes! Tourettes!

Paola and her ass. That white boy Russell definitely can't handle all that.


Anfisa and Jorge. Ugh. I really can't with those two.

Mohammed and Danielle.

Doesn't Danielle's friend Tom look like he into cuckold porn, or gay gangbangs?
He looks like he is into depravity.

OMFG at that bald Eagle and american flag tattoo on this arm. Guarantee you he got that shyt after 9/11

I like Mohammed's lawyer, they show very little of him, but he seems like a really smart guy.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

i think they got a thread for this in TLR, might get more convo/people in that thread

 

[rantanamo]

Did anyone watch the latest episode?


Chantal father just as slow as his daughter.
Did y'all peep how Gigi boyfriend was trying to get in the shot when Gigi and Chantal was talking? When we saw Gigi talking to Chantal he is standing right beside her and then when Chantal is talking he is right in the middle of them.
Production should have caught that.

The Jewish couple. Tourettes! Tourettes! Tourettes!

Paola and her ass. That white boy Russell definitely can't handle all that.


Anfisa and Jorge. Ugh. I really can't with those two.

Mohammed and Danielle.

Doesn't Danielle's friend Tom look like he into cuckold porn, or gay gangbangs?
He looks like he is into depravity.

OMFG at that bald Eagle and american flag tattoo on this arm. Guarantee you he got that shyt after 9/11

I like Mohammed's lawyer, they show very little of him, but he seems like a really smart guy.

- Chantel's brother and Pedro's sister both need to STFU while grown folk talkin . Can't believe she fukked up and called Chantel a Bish on that preview!

- You right though, Gigi's husband was trying to make it on tv, lol.

- Penelope Pitstop is hella cute, but . They needed some Devar vs his redneck SIL. He need to move Punkeshar up in there, lol. Devar was open about doing what Pedro doing with the face the whole time

- Paola's booty got Russ conflicted. He took that job tho, so he must not mind too much.

- Regardless of what you think about gold digging, Anfisa is only 19. Jorge talking to his Abuela and sister like she 27. So this dude told this girl he was a rich American when she was like 17 and promised her riches. Maybe 16 . So she came all the way to California by herself. He took her virginity, now he ackin like a punk. His sister needs to know the truth. When they showed Anfisa's grandmother, it just hit me that she's basically a kid.

- LOL. Tom look like he was setting up Mohammed with these Weeemins so he could creep and watch from the closet. On the real, he kept it real with crazy Danielle and wouldn't implicate his boy How she got screenshots of Mohamed's texts . Big ass stacks of them

- Mohamed's lawyer ouchea lookin like a grown up Vex Davortex from Boogiemonsters. Law partner must be Mondo McCann

 

[pickles]

- Chantel's brother and Pedro's sister both need to STFU while grown folk talkin . Can't believe she fukked up and called Chantel a Bish on that preview!

- You right though, Gigi's husband was trying to make it on tv, lol.

- Penelope Pitstop is hella cute, but . They needed some Devar vs his redneck SIL. He need to move Punkeshar up in there, lol. Devar was open about doing what Pedro doing with the face the whole time

- Paola's booty got Russ conflicted. He took that job tho, so he must not mind too much.

- Regardless of what you think about gold digging, Anfisa is only 19. Jorge talking to his Abuela and sister like she 27. So this dude told this girl he was a rich American when she was like 17 and promised her riches. Maybe 16 . So she came all the way to California by herself. He took her virginity, now he ackin like a punk. His sister needs to know the truth. When they showed Anfisa's grandmother, it just hit me that she's basically a kid.

- LOL. Tom look like he was setting up Mohammed with these Weeemins so he could creep and watch from the closet. On the real, he kept it real with crazy Danielle and wouldn't implicate his boy How she got screenshots of Mohamed's texts . Big ass stacks of them

- Mohamed's lawyer ouchea lookin like a grown up Vex Davortex from Boogiemonsters. Law partner must be Mondo McCann

Nah breh, I was googling about this show (I can't believe I am admitting this ) and ol'girl is a strong 26, there is no way she is 20 or whatever age she is saying. And there is no fukken way Danielle is 43, no fukken way. I am pretty sure all the people on this show are lying about their ages.

 

[rantanamo]

He's 27. Looking at it some more, they are saying she was born in '95, so she still young. She said, he was her first. Still stands that she was maybe 18/19 when they met. Per my gf, they would have had to have known each other at least two years to even be at this stage in the process. Either way, she was young as hell and he is definitely the older person here. She came over on promises he made, and now her family trying to make it look like she's the one taking advantage.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Chantel's family are awful and Pedro should tell her to take that bougie buncha c00ns she's related to back to America and keep his ass in the DR.

All Mohamed needs is for 90 Day Fiance to show all of the clips of Shrek cyber-stalking him and every friend he has on Facebook and it should win him his court case plus get him a restraining order because I think that funky fat white bytch is close to trying to kill dude if she can't have him.

Paola is too sexy for that mayonnaise husband and will be divorcing him for some Cuban personal trainer before long.

Jorge needs to grow some balls and divorce that gold-digging Russian so she can start doing porn.

The Israeli dude and his wife with tourettes are boring as fukk. They should have brought back either the fat black chick and the lying African dude who was living in Vietnam or the Muslim dude and that obnoxious fat white girl.

 

[rantanamo]

lol, forgot about that African dude. Know he had some side chicks.

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[rantanamo]

Pedro getting lap dances

 

[NobleDrewAli]

That lil mamacita That was all up on Pedro can get hit

 

[rantanamo]

Some of these folks on this before the 90 days need to be slapped upside the head. Who this breh goin all the way to Cancun to meet NOBODY. Everytime they show this dude, I'm like , breh get some self respect