SETTING: TOM'S DINER
George: So I'm out last night with Alison, we're making out on the couch. Then suddenly, nature calls...
Jerry: What number?
George: Uno, my friend. So I get up go the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, unzip, and as I'm taking it out, I sense a familiar but awkward presence to my left.
Jerry: And that presence was?
George: Alison
Jerry: Aaaahhhhhh...
George: So she's looking at me as I'm, you know, "in ready position..." then she goes: "Hey, mind if I hold it for you this one time?"
Jerry: She said what?
George: "Hey, mind if I hold it for you... this one time?" I didn't know what to do Jerry. It was so unexpected I was stuck! I was like a deer in headlights!
Jerry: Except you're not just standing in the road, you're peeing in it.
George: Wouldya just listen? So I'm standing there, paralyzed all over, and I guess she took my silence as an "ok..."
Jerry: She held it?
George: SHE HELD IT JERRY!
Jerry: Before and during?
George: Before, during... and AFTER!
Jerry: And just how did this act of "assisted urination" feel?
George: I gotta admit (snorts)... it turned me on. The sex we had afterwards.... Yowza!
Jerry: So while Alison was, uh, "putting out a fire on the ground floor," how was her aim?
George: Like a Special Forces sniper.
Jerry: You my friend, may have found the one. (Takes sip from coffee cup)
SCENE ENDS
