99 problems and a chick is one of them

[Draje]

#uglyteam we here


Short story shorter:

-Met a chick off tinder and we vibed.

-She deleted her tinder account at random, no reason why

-Found me again and hit it off, planned to chill

Seems cool, right?

-A day before we chill, she's like "I wanna tell you something because I don't like misleading people."

-Broke up with ex a few weeks ago. Lives with ex and they're roommates for an extended period of time, both on the lease. Together for five years and broke up when he got another chick pregnant.


-Says she ain't looking for anything romantic.

And now I'm having second thoughts...I dunno if she's trying to get her cheat on and be slick about it or what.


Don't want some dude, rolling up on me for smashing his girl

Plus I already smashed and now she's smitten. Did I mess up, brehs?

 

[Prynce]

 

[Killer Instinct]

By August she's going to be screening your calls because she's going to reconcile with her ex.
They're "roommates."
She's sleeping and kicking it with you to numb the pain while he pines and whines like Keith Sweat for forgiveness.
Don't get all emotional about it because it won't last or go much further than it has.
Enjoy the next couple months and take them for what they're worth.

 

[Marezzy]

Please update

 

[XII]

You ugly though. You just gotta take what you can get.

 

[Draje]

By August she's going to be screening your calls because she's going to reconcile with her ex.
They're "roommates."
She's sleeping and kicking it with you to numb the pain while he pines and whines like Keith Sweat for forgiveness.
Don't get all emotional about it because it won't last or go much further than it has.
Enjoy the next couple months and take them for what they're worth.

This is pretty much what I guessed.

Girls stay using me

No commitment

You ugly though. You just gotta take what you can get.

Truth.

I have no idea what she sees in me but I got her

4'11 foreign chick (Belgian) with big breasts and medium brown complexion

She doesn't understand why American woman like to be so big.

 

[Killer Instinct]

This is pretty much what I guessed.

Girls stay using me

No commitment

I was going to say just have your fun, but every guy is different.
If you want commitment, you'll eventually run across a chick that has the same end goal. Honestly though, women come & go.
I've been in a committed relationship for almost exactly a year and I still fully expect it to end any day.
I love women but I've been with enough to know the average female & the relationships that follow - be it a "friends with benefits" type of deal or a committed relationship - are disposable commodities.
Just enjoy yourself while it lasts & don't get too attached.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

bareback his girl until she goes back. :bryantshrug:

 

[Draje]

I was going to say just have your fun, but every guy is different.
If you want commitment, you'll eventually run across a chick that has the same end goal. Honestly though, women come & go.
I've been in a committed relationship for almost exactly a year and I still fully expect it to end any day.
I love women but I've been with enough to know the average female & the relationships that follow - be it a "friends with benefits" type of deal or a committed relationship - are disposable commodities.
Just enjoy yourself while it lasts & don't get too attached.

I'm a-ok with no commitment and keeping it fun. I just ain't trying to get rolled up so I was trying to see if the Coli-brehs "bs antennae" went off like mine did.

 

[Draje]

bareback his girl until she goes back. :bryantshrug:

 

[Draje]

Please update

You being curious about this makes me think this is gonna end badly

 

[MikelArteta]

why do people make life for themselves harder than it has to be?
shes living with her ex, a guy who saw her naked and prob nutted in her mouth, she still has feelings for him, she will prob go back.


if your writing paragraphs about a woman you never met before you already lost

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

y'all really about that tinder, huh?

 

[Draje]

why do people make life for themselves harder than it has to be?
shes living with her ex, a guy who saw her naked and prob nutted in her mouth, she still has feelings for him, she will prob go back.


if your writing paragraphs about a woman you never met before you already lost

...because I'm not trying to date her and I don't really care about if she goes back to him if they're broken up.

And I already met and smashed so is it now ok that I'm writing paragraphs?

 

[Turbulent]

avoid drama. in 5 years you'll be thinking "i wish i would have left her alone instead of hitting one more time. i wish i knew then what i know now...".

the prayers from the future you have been answered. that bytch crazy breh.