A 43-year-old man lit a firework on top of his head, resulting in his near-sudden death in San Antonio

[Ozymandeas]

Y’all not messing up my seat in Heaven. Nah. Chill out

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[AAKing23]

That nikka must’ve been lit af

 

[Ghost Utmost]

This story really

blew my mind

 

[JLova]

43 and THAT fukking dumb

 

[Womb Raider]

Sounds like he had an explosive holiday