"a christmas story" appreciation

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

lets salute the greatest Christmas movie of all time quotable for days

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

schwartz: come on smartass stick your tongue on the pole


flick: fine... see? nothing happ--
... stuck! stuck! STUUUUUUCKKK!!!


other kids:


flick: come back don't leave me guys come baaaack


schwartz: what are we gonna do?

ralphie: the bell rang

schwartz: but he's still stuck


ralphie: idk the bell rang

 

[KiD WavE]

Christmas vacation is up there too but obviously a Christmas Story is goat

 

[Vintage Eclectic]

Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

 

[RJY33]

GOAT movie for Xmas eve

Every scene is great. "Oh fuuuuuudge"

 

[Shogun]

The father is god status

 

[nieman]

GOAT movie for Xmas eve

Every scene is great. "Oh fuuuuuudge"

And that leads to....

Mrs. Parker: [after dialing Mrs. Schwartz] Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm fine. Ah, Mrs. Schwartz, do you know what Ralph just said?
Mrs. Schwartz: [indistinguishable]
Mrs. Parker: No. He said... [whispers the word into the phone]
Mrs. Schwartz: NO! NOT THAT!
Mrs. Parker: Yes, that. Do you know where he heard it?
Mrs. Schwartz: Probably from his father.
Mrs. Parker: No! He heard it from your son!
Mrs. Schwartz: WHAT? WHAT! WHAAAAAAAATTT!?!? [she is heard in the background walloping Schwartz]
Schwartz: What'd I do, Mom? WHAT DID I DO?????

When a$$ whoopins were still acceptable

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

2nd greatest christmas movie of all time

 

[Word]

This thread finna shoot it's eye out...

 

[Loose]

The goat Christmas movie

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

*be sure TO!!! be sure to what though??? be sure to what?!?! *



" a-always be sure. to drink your. ovaltine... ovaltine??? a crummy commercial??? .....







































son of a bytch "

 

[RJY33]

Yea that ass whoopin his friend got over the phone was

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Yea that ass whoopin his friend got over the phone was

the beats he gave ol boy

 

[Methodical]

I LOVE F*CKING THAT MOVIE.. ME AND MY BROTHER USED TO WATCH THAT MOVIE ALL THE TIME WHEN IT's COMING TO XMAS.

A Christmas Story...I can watch movie all day and everyday, all the time and never get tired of it.

 

[Methodical]

And that leads to....

Mrs. Parker: [after dialing Mrs. Schwartz] Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm fine. Ah, Mrs. Schwartz, do you know what Ralph just said?
Mrs. Schwartz: [indistinguishable]
Mrs. Parker: No. He said... [whispers the word into the phone]
Mrs. Schwartz: NO! NOT THAT!
Mrs. Parker: Yes, that. Do you know where he heard it?
Mrs. Schwartz: Probably from his father.
Mrs. Parker: No! He heard it from your son!
Mrs. Schwartz: WHAT? WHAT! WHAAAAAAAATTT!?!? [she is heard in the background walloping Schwartz]
Schwartz: What'd I do, Mom? WHAT DID I DO?????

When a$$ whoopins where still acceptable

That scene cracked me up....ralphie is wrong that but that's what kid do.

Back then...a$$ whopping was acceptale and me and my brtoerh got a## whooped with the belt by my father.... when we getting in trouble.