A customer that takes shyts at the barbershop is a nikka with nothin to live for

[Donald J Trump]

Yesterday some lil young nikka came out the bathroom of the packed barbershop with a look of no fukks given as the smell of death & destruction permeated through the air on a warm Saturday morning.

Any nikka that does this, is a nikka not to be hung around or fukked with, as he is a fatherless remedial reject

As a man there are just some things your pops teaches you(rubbers, shaving, etc) and there are some things he should never have to teach you, as they should be understood

Whats some wild shyt y'all done seen at the barbershop?

SN: Is there anything lower than the 40-50 year old J's that do lunch runs and wash cars for the barbers every time you in that bih you know you fukked up in life if you doing that

 

[Donald J Trump]

My b its straight cacs on here they wouldn't understand

 

[VelourSocks]

My barber doesnt even have his restrooms open to customers

 

[Hieroglyphic]

My barber doesnt even have his restrooms open to customers

Nah thats fukked up

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

Your barber doing a stint so when he's back he got the weights in the other room

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

I only go to the barbershop once a month and I always go in the middle of the week to avoid the ignorance/drama/gossip

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Always some nikka in there who you never ever see get a haircut but he's there everyday

 

[Boogie]

Yesterday some lil young nikka came out the bathroom of the packed barbershop with a look of no fukks given as the smell of death & destruction permeated through the air on a warm Saturday morning.

Any nikka that does this, is a nikka not to be hung around or fukked with, as he is a fatherless remedial reject

As a man there are just some things your pops teaches you(rubbers, shaving, etc) and there are some things he should never have to teach you, as they should be understood

Whats some wild shyt y'all done seen at the barbershop?

SN: Is there anything lower than the 40-50 year old J's that do lunch runs and wash cars for the barbers every time you in that bih you know you fukked up in life if you doing that

My b its straight cacs on here they wouldn't understand

 

[HiphopRelated]

lol, most hilarious thing I saw recently was a dude try to sell a barber weed while an off duty cop was getting cut

*officer facing away from door*

Weedman: Yo, Travis, I got that mix you like *holds black plastic bag*

Travis: Um.....Not right now, I'm busy man

Weedman: Nah man I got that shyt from last time. Remember..you told me to link you ...you was like

Travis: Dog, not right now *motions to show him cop*

*everyone looking at cops reflection in the mirror like *

Cop *turns around*: What you have there?

Weedman: Um..medicine man, I'll check y'all later

barbershop:

 

[Remote]

One of the funniest thread titles I've ever seen on this site.

 

[Remote]

Always some nikka in there who you never ever see get a haircut but he's there everyday

 

[King Jove]

Its always some old nikka passionately arguing about sports that don't know what the fukk he talking bout.

I remember some dude who was adamant that pippen lead the bulls to the ECF when Jordan retired the first time.

had to show his ass on the phone that they lost in the second round and he was like "ion remember dat shyt "

 

[BlackAchilles]

lol, most hilarious thing I saw recently was a dude try to sell a barber weed while an off duty cop was getting cut

*officer facing away from door*

Weedman: Yo, Travis, I got that mix you like *holds black plastic bag*

Travis: Um.....Not right now, I'm busy man

Weedman: Nah man I got that shyt from last time. Remember..you told me to link you ...you was like

Travis: Dog, not right now *motions to show him cop*

*everyone looking at cops reflection in the mirror like *

Cop *turns around*: What you have there?

Weedman: Um..medicine man, I'll check y'all later

barbershop:

 

[Gains]

I never step into a packed barber shop

 

[flea]