I've been havin communnication issues with my barber. The dude doesn't respond to my texts when i try to book an appt, and he has even accidentally stood me up a few times 
. I had enough of that, so i went to another dude in the same shop.
I get to the shop and my old barber (Kevin) sees me.
Kevin:"Oh wussup! i didn't know i had you today. Sit down lemme take care of you fam
"
me:
uhhh .......i actually got scheduled wit Chris today. Must've been some technical issue 
Kevin:
so i sit down in Chris' chair but give him a FIRM and crisp dap that sounds like a GUNSHOT.....*CLOP*
.
At this point, Kevin looks like
and is hyperventilating, because we never had dap chemistry like that 
.
He starts cuttin my hair and i can tell it's better than Kevins already. We even had better convo and we were crackin up the whole shop
....except Kevin, who looked at us like 
between all the laughing, i told chris, "I respect the work you do. I love you man
"
before he could say he loves me back, Kevin came and bumped Chris in the shoulder mid cut and now they're arguing over me. They end up swingin fists and i jump out the chair covering my head screamin with tears in my eyes. Kevin pulls out the gat, but the owner subdues him and separates them and kicks EVERYONE out and closes the shop for the day, and now i'm left wit a half fukked up head 
Kevin fukkED Chris up though, so i gotta go back to him and now i'm kinda scared to ever change my barber again
. I had enough of that, so i went to another dude in the same shop.I get to the shop and my old barber (Kevin) sees me.
Kevin:"Oh wussup! i didn't know i had you today. Sit down lemme take care of you fam
"me:
uhhh .......i actually got scheduled wit Chris today. Must've been some technical issue Kevin:
so i sit down in Chris' chair but give him a FIRM and crisp dap that sounds like a GUNSHOT.....*CLOP*
. At this point, Kevin looks like
and is hyperventilating, because we never had dap chemistry like that . He starts cuttin my hair and i can tell it's better than Kevins already. We even had better convo and we were crackin up the whole shop
....except Kevin, who looked at us like between all the laughing, i told chris, "I respect the work you do. I love you man
" before he could say he loves me back, Kevin came and bumped Chris in the shoulder mid cut and now they're arguing over me
. They end up swingin fists and i jump out the chair covering my head screamin with tears in my eyes. Kevin pulls out the gat, but the owner subdues him and separates them and kicks EVERYONE out and closes the shop for the day, and now i'm left wit a half fukked up head Kevin fukkED Chris up though, so i gotta go back to him and now i'm kinda scared to ever change my barber again
. why WOULDN'T they fight over me? 
on brandy's face
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