A joke to start your Monday

[ChrisDorner2]

Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers. Emma gives Mary 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Sam gives Mary 2 stuffed animals and 1 flower. What does Mary have?

Spoiler

Cancer. Mary has cancer.

 

[Drake is God]

Your jaw is sore from sucking my dikk fakkit

 

[Morethan1]

Lame ass shyt

 

[ChrisDorner2]

Your jaw is sore from sucking my dikk fakkit

You joke, I real life the shyt. You give me your address and I'll come over and have my dikk so far down your throat that it tickles your diaphragm.

 

[Soundwave]

Well, this thread took a turn

I'll see myself out

 

[ChrisDorner2]

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