A nikka at a toll booth caressed my hand

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Quick version


Forgot my sunpass and got to to the toll booth. Gave the attendant a $5.00 bill and waited for my change. I put my hand out to get the change and there were loose quarters on top of bills. Dude put one hand under mine, reached out and took his other hand and rubbed my wrist then put the change in my hand.
I sat there frozen and bewildered for a second like wtf just happened


I then counted the change and got back 4 singles and 4 quarters totaling the $5 dollars I gave him.

I looked over to the booth with a stunned face and he said "this one is on me" smiling


I drove off feeling disgusted


I couldn't make this shyt up brehs. I might aswell invest the saved toll money into a beef patty from the Jamaican spot to drown my sorrows.

 

[Banned Account12]

free guwop

 

[Fart Knocker]

@justiceforguwop

 

[muse]

Don't you just hate it when motherfukkers pay your tolls and think they gon get some ass? I ain't cheap

 

[Mowgli]

Maybe he was checking your wrist for arthritis.

 

[INTP]

 

[charmander]

sounds like he takes his job very seriously, shoulda gave him a tip

 

[XII]

He's going to catch you on the way back like

 

[Big Boda]

*looks at OP's avatar*

 

[The Nigerian]

I bet you'll finally cop that E-ZPass now.

 

[Captain Crunch]

You paid for your toll alright

 

[Food Mane]

Touch is a powerful tool. Most people aren't expecting it. One time I had been doing blow for a few days at a friends cottage and this one girl would just not stop talking. I pressed a solitary finger to her lips and whispered shh. She looked at me like , completely stunned. She didn't even leave the dock. She just sat there quietly.

 

[TRFG]

Make scrappy's face a gif by itself, Gif GAWDs

 

[Ricky Church]

he's gonna find out where you live through your license plate and show up at your door with a box of chocolates and flowers.

 

[Grifter]