MenacingMonk
War & Peace
I’m fortunate enough to have a spot that ca be called GOAT status. 


I've seen the thread. Doesn't mean I wanna mix milk and pizza.
Where and name?This is the only true metric.
There's this place near me that has fire ass slices. The garlic butter crust alone is out of this world but the near perfect sauce, toppings + cheese to bread ratio puts it over the top. First place I've seen in 15+ years that still has $1 slices and you can buy a canned soda at a vending machine near the exit for 50¢. I only ever went there for lunch so the most I ever had was a slice or two that I always ate immediately.
Bought a large for dinner on whim a while back. An hour ish later the shyt was trash cold but on reheat the next day it was pure hot garbage. The deception. Like waking up next to a bridge troll when you thought you bagged a 10 at the club.