A Primer on How to Propose like an ALPHA MALE.

[Mowgli]

Thats not an alpha male, thats a bytch ass nikka. You love your woman so much you use your marriage symbol to prove a point. Corny as fukk. If she hasnt put in the work to earn that ring as is, you already lost.

 

[Non Sequitur]

brb buying a BMW with the everything looks wise that makes it a BMW on the inside

Hey, if it looks and performs like a BMW on the inside, why not?


They've been ugly since about 2001, anyway

 

[director_of_bands]

It just needs engraved on it, then it would be perfect.

 

[Easy-E]

“Whaddaya say we get hitched, my number one bytch?” Then slip this ring on her finger:

Why you MGTOW guys have a rep as creepy, misogynist......losers

But, really; I'm on that no-ring-let's-get-married-now-and-have-a-party-in-a-couple-months-swag

@ starting marriage 40k in debt for a wedding, rings & a honeymoon... oh yea; we gotta live somewhere

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Nope...