"A Real Man Doesn't Care If You're On Your Period"

[Gold]

Went to Silicon Valley this past weekend for work, ended up staying with a friend from college in Oakland.

We went out for dinner, then reverse Happy Hour and ended up getting a little tipsy (shout out to Kingston II )


So we netflixing and she telling me about her ex and i'm just thinking to myself... "uhhuh when we gonna smash "

And then she says something that just kills my whole vibe



Her: "My ex wasn't even a real man"
Me: "What? Was he a tranny? "

Her: "No, lol. He refused to have sex with me when I was on my period"

Me: "...."

Her: "I mean I get it if you don't wanna have sex on your bed, but that's what a shower is for"

Me: "...."

Her: "Why are you making that face? You saying you wouldn't have sex just because of a period?"

Me: "...."

Her: "You do realize women are the horniest during their periods right? "

Me: "...."

Her: "So when you're married, you're not going to have sex with your wife just because she's on her period? "



Me: ".............. Jessica Jones Season 2 is out... wanna watch that? "




I couldn't even spend the night. Had to get a last minute hotel. Fukked up my whole night .

 

[Calmye]

But trust fam when you get married you ain't waiting 3-6 days for p*ssy

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Breh, it ain't even that bad.....at least in my experience.

A little warmer, softer, and wetter than the usual, but not (much) messier than non-period sex.

Use a towel.

Your experience may differ.

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[Gold]

are ya'll degenerates or am I just a sheltered nikka?

 

[Cacs R Us]

Free lube dude. Put down a towel. Wear a condom.

Bunch of men have put their dikk in way worse than a coochie that's going through the natural process of menstruation.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

But trust fam when you get married you ain't waiting 3-6 days for p*ssy

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.........my wife won't wait more than a day.

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[Henri Christophe]

never been that pressed for the p*ssy.....I rather just jerk off and get back to doing whatever I was doin

 

[ThaEruditious]

Breh... You even knock a chick's period on? That condom and shower works wonders

 

[Gold]

Free lube dude. Put down a towel. Wear a condom.

Bunch of men have put their dikk in way worse than a coochie that's going through the natural process of menstruation.

I don't wear condoms breh

 

[Calmye]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.........my wife won't wait more than a day.

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GMB

 

[god shamgod]

Only pressed disgusting mf's run red lights fukk that

 

[Gold]

Breh... You even knock a chick's period on? That condom and shower works wonders

Say no to heavy flow

 

[Cacs R Us]

I don't wear condoms breh

Then you really have no leg to stand on.

 

[Paper Boi]

i've done it, but never while sober.

 

[Calmye]

never been that pressed for the p*ssy.....I rather just jerk off and get back to doing whatever I was doin

You sound like you don't get p*ssy tho fam