Went to Silicon Valley this past weekend for work, ended up staying with a friend from college in Oakland.
We went out for dinner, then reverse Happy Hour and ended up getting a little tipsy (shout out to Kingston II

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So we netflixing and she telling me about her ex and i'm just thinking to myself... "uhhuh when we gonna smash

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And then she says something that just kills my whole vibe
Her: "My ex wasn't even a real man"
Me: "What? Was he a tranny?

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Her: "No, lol. He refused to have sex with me when I was on my period

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Me: "....

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Her: "I mean I get it if you don't wanna have sex on your bed, but that's what a shower is for

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Me: "....

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Her: "Why are you making that face? You saying you wouldn't have sex just because of a period?

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Me: "....

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Her: "You do realize women are the horniest during their periods right?

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Me: "....

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Her: "So when you're married, you're not going to have sex with your wife just because she's on her period?

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Me: ".............. Jessica Jones Season 2 is out... wanna watch that?

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I couldn't even spend the night. Had to get a last minute hotel. Fukked up my whole night

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