A security guard throws you out the club like this... whats your next move?

[Uncle Trill]

 

[Sway]

Hell nah.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

He could have really done him dirty by throwing him on the ground at the end

My next move would be to go home and be a family man

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

He could have really done him dirty by throwing him on the ground at the end

My next move would be to go home and be a family man

Do his ass like Jazz
You'd for sure get sued, tho.

 

[get these nets]

Use pick up lines in a club, brehs.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Go home and take shower to wash the shame off of me

 

[hex]

Man gonna have Viet Nam flash backs anytime "Humpty Dance" comes on.

Sitting in the shower like:

Fred.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I got picked up like that by A bouncer in the club lol I spit in his face… he dropped me in shock and I punched i him in the nuts and ran

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Side note, still bumping the Humpty Dance some 30 years later

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish?

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

go home and sleep

 

[Tasha And]

Be happy there weren't any bushes nearby.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Rat tat tat tat tat that's the way it is

 

[Originalman]

He could have really done him dirty by throwing him on the ground at the end

My next move would be to go home and be a family man

Hit up them JBO kats for some escort numbers. You got to smash like 8 escorts in one night to restore your manhood after getting pickup up like an infant....

 

[The Plug]

I'm turning to an oootteeerr