A super-buff kangaroo has been stalking an Australian suburb

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A super-buff kangaroo has been stalking an Australian suburb
BY ARIEL BOGLEAustralia3 hours ago




A surprisingly buff kangaroo has been hanging out in a neighbourhood of Brisbane, Australia, intimidating locals on the golf course, flexing and generally impressing everyone with his massive physique.

Nicknamed "Big Buck," the animal looks to be around 2 metres tall and could weigh up to 95 kilograms — in other words, this guy is super swoll.

"He's very intimidating, he's a big boy," Linda Hellyer, who spotted the grey roo when walking her dogs, told Seven News on Friday. "We turned the corner and old mate jumped out. He's very big and I don't want to take him on. He's got massive, massive muscles, big pecs and everything."

In general, kangaroos are timid creatures, but they can fight by leaning back on their tails and boxing, so it's best not to try them. For evidence, check out this kangaroo-on-kangaroo street fight.

http://mashable.com/2015/05/24/super-buff-kangaroo-australia/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

@Melbournelad stay safe my brother
 

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Would they let a black man stalk their neighborhood like that?

This neighborhood is p*ssy.

Just call The Mowgster out there. Walk up on that roo and throw one overhand right to the snout and watch that marsupial hop in his own pouch. Don't even need jujitsu for that battle
 
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