AA Meetings Are A Great Place To Meet Women

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I've been attending a few meetings a week, looking for support in my effort to remain sober. Man, the chicks at these meetings are THIRSTY! The great thing is, you already have broken the ice there, because you immediately have something in common with the women that go there. Both of y'all have a drinking problem, and that unifying element makes it easy to just gravitate to one another and get busy. I've already bagged over 8 chicks here, giving them a sob story and being a shoulder for them to lean on. Three of them are some cute 40 year old milfs.

You don't even have to have a drinking problem to go there and play the role. I feel like Chris Montesanti in The Sopranos.
 

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props, i might go to some meetings even though i don't have a problem and make believe i do to get p*ssy :shaq:
 
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I've been attending a few meetings a week, looking for support in my effort to remain sober. Man, the chicks at these meetings are THIRSTY! The great thing is, you already have broken the ice there, because you immediately have something in common with the women that go there. Both of y'all have a drinking problem, and that unifying element makes it easy to just gravitate to one another and get busy. I've already bagged over 8 chicks here, giving them a sob story and being a shoulder for them to lean on. Three of them are some cute 40 year old milfs.

You don't even have to have a drinking problem to go there and play the role. I feel like Chris Montesanti in The Sopranos.

:comeon:

If you would've said NA meetings, then I would have gave you the benefit of the doubt.......
 

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Might as well go all the way and go to sex addicts anonymous :shaq:
 

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:why: I would imagine that you are in your 20's and you are already a wino attending AA meetings? What happened in your life homie? Seriously...
 

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I've been attending a few meetings a week, looking for support in my effort to remain sober. Man, the chicks at these meetings are THIRSTY! The great thing is, you already have broken the ice there, because you immediately have something in common with the women that go there. Both of y'all have a drinking problem, and that unifying element makes it easy to just gravitate to one another and get busy. I've already bagged over 8 chicks here, giving them a sob story and being a shoulder for them to lean on. Three of them are some cute 40 year old milfs.

You don't even have to have a drinking problem to go there and play the role. I feel like Chris Montesanti in The Sopranos.

I wouldn't be able to pull it off. I've only gotten drunk twice in my whole life time. Peeps in the meeting would give the me the :leostare: :birdman: "The fukk is this man doing here?" stares and shyt
 
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:why: I would imagine that you are in your 20's and you are already a wino attending AA meetings? What happened in your life homie? Seriously...

Nah, I'm 32. I'm not an alcoholic. I am a problem drinker, though, and this lends the support I need. You don't need to be a wino/drunk/alkie to go to AA. A lot of people here are binge drinkers and problem drinkers, which aren't in the same category as Alcoholics. Either way, it's good to be around people who are similarly burdened by an inability to drink in moderation. Being here makes it easier to stay sober.
 
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I wouldn't be able to pull it off. I've only gotten drunk twice in my whole life time. Peeps in the meeting would give the me the :leostare: :birdman: "The fukk is this man doing here?" stares and shyt

Oftentimes, you don't even have to say a word to these people. You can sit there with the :troll: face. Nodding, clapping when it's appropriate, and giving those females who look your way the :shaq:

After the meetings, you introduce yourself to the girl. Or, she'll come up to you, ask you how you are, and all you need to do is tell her some brief sob story. "I'm trying to quit because my dad was an alcoholic who beat my mom, etc." That makes it easier for her to open up to you, and it's a wrap after that.

Believe me when I say these meetings are great for anyone looking for that vulnerable p*ssy.
 
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