kermit da hustla
Banned

I've been attending a few meetings a week, looking for support in my effort to remain sober. Man, the chicks at these meetings are THIRSTY! The great thing is, you already have broken the ice there, because you immediately have something in common with the women that go there. Both of y'all have a drinking problem, and that unifying element makes it easy to just gravitate to one another and get busy. I've already bagged over 8 chicks here, giving them a sob story and being a shoulder for them to lean on. Three of them are some cute 40 year old milfs.
You don't even have to have a drinking problem to go there and play the role. I feel like Chris Montesanti in The Sopranos.