About to start a 6 figure job but there's a small problem

[Green negs and spam]

Please tell me that none of you in here believe this tall tale. Two hole in ones?

 

[Ahadi]

“Hypothetically” get arrested for impersonating a medical professional breh.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Whole first post is a hypothetical

hypothetically

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

This thread is duck-tales, unless the people who hired you are complete idiots, at which point what difference do these hypothetical s make

 

[hashmander]

you couldn't leave the 2 hole-in-ones part out just to give the story a better chance of fooling somebody?

 

[Zero]

Please tell me that none of you in here believe this tall tale. Two hole in ones?

!!!!!

Most unbelievable part of the story

 

[analog]

Please tell me that none of you in here believe this tall tale. Two hole in ones?

That's what gave it away?


Anyways, if this kid could do it, so can you:
Police: Man, 18, arrested for pretending to be doctor - CNN


I'd estimate you can earn in the seven figures, and fondle at least two dozen fine ass bytches before they start to catch on and you gotta leave the country. Should be enough to set up shop elsewhere and live nice...