accidentally smiled after my cousin got sentenced.

[VegetasHairline]

When I was bout 23 I got kicked off Jury Duty for laughing at the dude on trial. He sold to an undercover but it was so obvious. Once they played the recording I lost it. They called a recess and replaced me with the alternate

You after hearing the recording:

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

This motherfukker

Was your aunt there?

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/damn-accidentally-grabbed-my-aunties-azz.1083630/

spoiler:
that's his aunt's son

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

You after hearing the recording:

It was a white dude acting black and the undercover was even more of a wigger than he was

”Hey pimp, you got that sack?”
”You already know playboy whatchu tryna get into?”
”Aww you know how I do it man, just tryna get straight”
”I feel you I feel you”
”So you be out here hustling huh?”
”You already know, all day all day. We got this block on lock down”
”I heard that, yall must got that good green. Where yall get it from?”
”Oh this all me, we grow this at my girl house. We do it big“
”You got them pills. I’m tryna get my party on”
”I got ‘em but peep game, you got to see my man around the corner for that“
”Oh yall hustlers for real, what’s his name?”
”Kevin, but he go by Special K”

 

[karim]

Can't believe i did this.

One of my younger cousins was on trial this past friday for a B&E Charge from 2 years ago, after 2 hours the judge stood to read the verdict, everyone stood up..my cousin was shaking with fear and looked back at the fam wit the ...one of the officers made him look forward but he kept staring back at us wit the and i couldnt hold it in anymore, he looked back and i hit the and had to put my head down. Judge ended up giving him 18 years...as he was being walked out in handcuffs he looked at us one more time like and damnit man, couldnt hold it, i hit the and tried to cover my face, looked up and this nikka was staring at me like while they walked him through them doors...smh

yall better live right outchere...shyt aint no game

This was playing in my head while I read that story: