ADVICE FOR FEMALES!! ENTER <-------------

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Ok.

IF YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD............STAY THE fukkKKKK HOME!!!

I went out the other night to a house party, sh!t was madd hype. I buck up on a pretty dark skin jawn, we went from flirting to straight dancing like we were fukking. She whined on me in a backwards cowgirl position, ass all in my face. Next thing i noticed was an extreme fish smell coming from her pants i look down and saw a fresh blood stain.

I was shocked and pissed at the same damn time. I hate it when females can't take care of themselves. And the girl was freaking 27 years old. These hoe$ out here are NASTY.

Me: :whoa: Your on your period

Her: :guilty:

Me: :wtb: Why you left the house like that?

Her: :yeshrug: I didn't know

Me: :snoop: *Walks away*

Her::flabbynsick:...:whew: The situation could of been worst.
 

Beedad

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Poor girl was mortified. Damn... I see how that could piss you off but she clearly wasn't prepared for that thing to come.

Women can come out the house though, just be prepared.
 

Ashley Banks

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Stay home? :childplease:

It's not our fault your gf doesn't know when to expect her period. :ld:
 

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If he walks in the party and puts his dikk on your forehead, he probably won't love you















































































hoe.
 

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Yes i am, and your point grandpa?

The point is, this advice will fall on deaf ears. Why?

Because just because a broad got her Flow poppin' don't mean she don't wanna go out and twerk, get some free drinks off a nicca, or even fucc if they run across a dude who 'bout it 'bout it (UUUUUUGH).
 
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