*interview continuation*
interviewer: covid is very dangerous.

goon: very.....so you should wrap this up madam.

chadwick: na nah nah no......let's talk about forgiveness.

interviewer: interesting

chadwick: sa sah sooo.....if you owe you you should be forgiven.

interviewer: forgiveness is good......you christian?

goon:

chadwick: i can can can recite the bible from genesis to revelations......wanna hear?

interviewer: as much as i'd love to we dont have time.

chadwick: uhhh uh.....in the begining God made the heavens and the earth....and forgiveness.

interviewer: it's been delightful meeting you sir.......that a wrap for lsa news!

goon:

chadwick: I have this horrible pah pa pain in my chest......call an ambulance please

interviewer: call an ambulance and the police.......roll tape!!!!!

goon:

chadwick: