After a month of convincing my lady im finally about to do anal

[collateral.]

Squirrel u a fool

 

[Oatmeal]

Man you better be going slow if she's a first timer, that stuff ain't NOTHING like porn IRL. It's soooo much prep involved on her end it's more like an event than actual sex, then you gotta be patient and calm or you gonna end up doing some damage.

 

[Peak]

this entire thread

 

[Sccit]

A LOT OF DL HOMOS SCARED OF FEMALE BOOTY IN THIS THREAD

 

[Soylent Greenz]

Tried it once in my younger days...my girl at the time just wanted the experience....not cool at all and the biggest fly I had ever seen in my life started flying around the room angrily.

Don't say I didnt warn you.

 

[3rdWorld]

Anything shared by a male and female is ground zero for buggery..Anal shouldnt even cross your mind unless youre gay somehow..

 

[Caca-faat]

Douching a$$holes?

Yes; you are SUPPOSED to douche a$$holes for anal sex. Vaginas are NEVER meant to be douched for ANY reason.

Y’all are out here just having shytty experiences because your girl is too lazy or ignorant to wash her ass?


Also OP use plenty of lube, you can buy lube powder where u can make ur own lube by mixing with water to whatever thickness you like. Think Spider-Man web slinging.

Buy gloves and finger her before hand or you will never do it again
CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS
Get her a butt plug to open her up or you will never do it again
Buy her a douche ball or you will have a shytty experience

The steps are
Douche properly
Butt plug in with lube for a couple hours
Finger her with lube (lots of it)
Then very slowly you can go in after


This is why porn is as fake as WWE.

 

[Speaking Womanese]

Don’t do it unless you’re married.

 

[Ashley Banks]

I hope you’re not serious op, having t convince your gf for a month to do sexual acts means she doesn’t want to do it and is only agreeing so you will stop pressuring her.

sexual coercion is “the act of using pressure to have sexual contact with someone against his or her will” and includes “persistent attempts to have sexual contact with someone who has already refused.”

 

[LuuqMaan]

Yes; you are SUPPOSED to douche a$$holes for anal sex. Vaginas are NEVER meant to be douched for ANY reason.

Y’all are out here just having shytty experiences because your girl is too lazy or ignorant to wash her ass?


Also OP use plenty of lube, you can buy lube powder where u can make ur own lube by mixing with water to whatever thickness you like. Think Spider-Man web slinging.

Buy gloves and finger her before hand or you will never do it again
CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS
Get her a butt plug to open her up or you will never do it again
Buy her a douche ball or you will have a shytty experience

The steps are
Douche properly
Butt plug in with lube for a couple hours
Finger her with lube (lots of it)
Then very slowly you can go in after


This is why porn is as fake as WWE.

My days. How many times you done it to perfect these steps?

All of these steps when p*ssy is right there.

 

[Caca-faat]

My days. How many times you done it to perfect these steps?

All of these steps when p*ssy is right there.

Enough times to never have an accident or a terrible experience. Follow those steps and you can have a good time too.

 

[DapMeUp!]

Anal is trash TBH

 

[beaniemac]

RIP your butthole.

 

[Caca-faat]

This thread is the epitome of want a freak till u get a freak. Very much lay her down stick ur dikk in hump hump hump pull out roll over and she whips out her vibrator. Y’all are either very very young or very very old

 

[Kingofthereal]

Get that lube out and take it slow my brother. You gotta break her in slowly