After the second Date disappear for a week

Illuminatos

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After the third date drop her off at her house and before she leaves the car bash her head in against the passenger window, push her out and then run her over a couple times.

Then when she's in critical condition offer to pay her hosiptal bill. She'll get wet at the thought of you caring about her so much. If she accepts it and then forgives you then you've got yourself a keeper. :obama:
 

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After the third date drop her off at her house and before she leaves the car bash her head in against the passenger window, push her out and then run her over a couple times.

Then when she's in critical condition offer to pay her hosiptal bill. She'll get wet at the thought of you caring about her so much. If she accepts it and then forgives you then you've got yourself a keeper. :obama:

*Takes notes*
 

IrishBrother

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If you are reasonably attractive, not overweight, have a personality and a bit of charm - you should eat well. Fukk playing these games, breh.
 
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