Ahem, I'll just leave this here. Regarding animals and hand to hand combat

[Dank Hill]

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/la...you-up-in-hand-to-hand-com-1667293976/+travis

1. Elephant

2. Tiger

3. Rhinoceros

4. Hippopotamus

5. Gorilla

6. Crocodile, Saltwater

7. Lion

8. Bear, Polar

9. Buffalo, Cape

10. Bear, Grizzly

11. Crocodile, Nile

12. Jaguar

13. Dragon, Komodo

14. Anaconda, Green

15. Leopard

16. Puma

17. Alligator, 'merica

18. Orangutan

19. Giraffe

20. Chimpanzee

21. Bonobo

22. Hyena

23. Mamba, Black

24. Gelada

25. Cheetah

26. Baboon

27. Boomslang

28. Boar, Wild

29. Leopard, Snow

30. Bear, Black

31. Wolf, Gray

32. Kangaroo

33. Badger, Honey

34. Dingo

35. Beetle, Volkswagen

36. Bear, Sun

 

[observe]

Naw I think a polar bear would fukk you up more than a gorilla

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

How is an elephant engaging in hand-to-hand combat? This article is garbage.

would you fight an elephant?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Honestly, yes. I wouldn't expect to win but I've been looking for a respectable way to die.

i can't argue with that.

carry on sir.

 

[aXiom]

Even if there were bears on the Sun, how the fukk are we gonna get close enough to fight them? Garbage article

Coli nikkas remain atop of the food chain.

 

[King Poetic]

I can honestly say I'll beat at least 32 animals on that list do to my coli jiu jitsu combat skills.. a couple of figure fours and camel clutch moves I'm good

 

[se1f_made]

Article said honey badger
How you gonna tell your people that a weasel fukked u up!!

 

[StarClout]

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

 

[Malta]

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/land-animals-that-would-fukk-you-up-in-hand-to-hand-com-1667293976/ travis

1. @Mowgli

2. Tiger

3. Rhinoceros

4. Hippopotamus

5. Gorilla

6. Crocodile, Saltwater

7. Lion

8. Bear, Polar

9. Buffalo, Cape

10. Bear, Grizzly

I fixed the list, ain't none of them seeing the Coli's very own.

 

[Hybrinetics]

 

[hex]

Article said honey badger
How you gonna tell your people that a weasel fukked u up!!

Honey badgers have the most misleading name since the Fruit Town Pirus. fukk around if you want to.

Fred.

 

[Still Benefited]

"If you ever see me in a fight with a bear don't help me nikka help the bear"-E-40

 

[Kenny West]

Hippos

 

[Bone Bender]

Was that dude asleep?! The look on his face after is priceless. Exactly like

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

dragged off to the bushes.