Airport Blunder

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Hell here I come

 

[Son Goku]

Fat fukk fell over with the

sound effect.

 

[Alix217]

In order for 1 to live... the other must be sacrificed

 

[King_Kamala61]

This I'd why my crippled ass refused to be pushed around the airport. I got trust issues.

Therefore I do all my drugs and arrive at the airport 3hrs early. I do not fukk around in airports.

And they best let me board 1st too

 

[hood b. goode]

Came in expecting this

 

[Calibrated]

dude pushing the wheelchair aint even realize buddy was gone

and when he turn around, he gonna be like:

"Where'd he go?"

 

[Mass]

And no lie. My girl has a weird phobia of escalators. If we are in a mall or something we always have to take the elevator. shyt is mad annoying. Each time I try and find out the probably hilarious story behind her fears she clams up and says nothing.


Well.. I can now surmise that it’s because my girl is fukking uncoordinated and she must have busted her ass comically on an escalator as a kid because we were at the airport in October. We were running a little late so I dropped her off and told her to hustle through tsa and get to the gate and not wait on me.

I dropped the whip off in short term parking, copped a shuttle back to the airport and speed walked to the tsa and was heading to my gate when I saw my girl surrounded by medical airport people and getting on a cart.

I’m like wtf happened? Apparently my girl was headed to the moving sidewalk ( had no idea they are called travelators).

She stepped on the travelator that was going in the WRONG direction and promptly busted her fukking ass I was fukking incredulous. I was trying not to be that dude but I said how the fukk did you not see people coming TOWARDS you??


She predictably became irate and snapped and said she thought it was a two way. I then could not help but laugh and said why would it be a two way when there is another travelator right next to this one obviously going in the correct direction?


That’s when she lost it. She damn near achieved Super Saiyan 3 on the cart that was taking her to our gate cause she slightly sprained her ankle. The stream of cussing she spewed was pretty creative. I was just walking beside the cart cause I didn’t give a fukk. She was not seriously hurt and it was funny. Just when she was calming down me and the cart driver happened to look at each other and he was a breh. He was trying his hardest to hold in his laughter but when we looked at each other we both busted out


My girl was mad throughout the flight. By the time we got our connecting flight the heat dissipated

Good. Foot on neck never let it up.

She needs to pay attention

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Came in expecting this

The level of flabbiness

 

[Secure Da Bag]

 

[Lord_nikon]

dude in the commentary