Alicia Machado really was both overweight and in porn

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Alicia Machado really was both overweight and in pr0n
Alicia Machado really was both overweight and in pr0n

Hillary Clinton using overweight former beauty queen Alicia Machado to score points in the first debate was one of the more ridiculous things I've seen in a presidential election, if not quite on a par with some of Donald Trump's finest moments to date—and not just because Machado was in pr0n.

In 1995, Machado was in a beauty pageant. She was a contestant in Miss Universe, not long after the Donald purchased the competition. She ended up winning the crown, and shortly thereafter she put on what she says was 12 pounds. Donald Trump says it was 55 pounds.

The important thing to keep in mind here is that gaining 12 pounds, for a woman, already is the equivalent of gaining 55 pounds for a brother of a certain size. I've been known to emerge from a restroom weighing 12 pounds less than I did when I went in there, though you wouldn't necessarily know it from my physique.

Not to let you in on any more than you needed to know about me...

Any amount of weight gain for a beauty pageant contestant is unacceptable, because as, say, Miss Universe, pretty much your only job is to be height-weight proportional (HWP). Yeah, they make you twirl a baton and answer a few questions about how you'd solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, but they don't actually give a shyt how you do.

In fact, I'd argue that it's hotter when the girl clearly has no idea what the question is about, let alone how to answer it. It shows that she's got more important things to do than follow the news, and that she hasn't cultivated a superior attitude just because she understands current events.

This is, after all, a beauty contest, not an intelligence contest. If we can agree that it would be sexist to judge a woman in a science fair on the basis of her looks, then why isn't the corollary true as well?

Machado alleges that Donald Trump called her Miss Piggy and Miss Housekeeping and forced her to work out in front of a camera until she got back in decent shape. His supporters counter that he was faced with the prospect of having to drop Machado like a bad habit and award the runner-up, and instead he did what he could to help her out.

In the debate, Hillary Clinton revealed that Machado, who was Miss Venezuela, has since moved to the US and become a citizen, and that she plans to vote in the election—presumably not for Donald Trump.

Later that evening on Twitter, Trump, who might be on cocaine, alluded to the fact that Machado has been in pr0n, that she drove the getaway car in an attempted murder in 1998 and that Hillary Clinton may have helped her become a US citizen to use her against Trump in the election.

At least some of these things are true. Machado was in the Mexican version of Playboy twice—which I'm gonna have to check out as soon as I get done writing this. (Also, I'm curious to know if there's still a Mexican Playboy and if it still has nudity.) And she was filmed having sex with a male model on a Spanish-language version of Big Brother.

A judge ruled that there wasn't sufficient evidence to prove that she was the getaway driver during the attempted murder, but that's only because there weren't any video cameras in Venezuela in 1998. You could have gotten away with anything! She was definitely dating the perp, and it's since been alleged that she has a baby by some budget El Chapo in one of Mexico's drug cartels.

Realistically, not only could Donald Trump have this girl shyt-talking Hillary the same way she's shyt-talking him, if he wanted to, for a very reasonable sum, but he could also make sweet, passionate love to her.

The fact that Hillary invoked Alicia Machado, of all people, as some modern day Rosa Parks for thots is ridiculous not just because of the hoodrat stuff she's done with her friends in the intervening years, but because she didn't have a legitimate gripe against Donald Trump in the first place.
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No one gives a crap whether she was overweight or whether she had a sexy scene on Big Brother.

The point was that Trump speaks with the maturity and grace of an assholish teenager. If he wasn't in a position of supreme power, most guys who talked like that in the workplace would be getting their pink slip sooner or later. And a hypocritical a$$hole at that, considering he brags about watching sex tapes, was in a Playboy porn, and is borderline obese himself.
 
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:mjlol: Sounds about right ...... bish did sound like a dumbass...Trump gave her a chance to travel the world and change her life and she ends right back as some baby mama for some Venezuelan equivalent of a no good hood nikka


this part was priceless
Realistically, not only could Donald Trump have this girl shyt-talking Hillary the same way she's shyt-talking him, if he wanted to, for a very reasonable sum, but he could also make sweet, passionate love to her.
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A candidate who picks fights with private citizens like the judge in Indiana, a gold star family and s former beauty queen doesn't have the temperament or intelligence to be president of the U.S.

Out of the respect for the office he aspires to hold, he wouldn't use his very powerful playform to attack individual citizens.

If he is willing to abuse power at this level, imagine when he has the power of the presidency.
 
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Robbie3000 said:
A candidate who picks fights with private citizens like the judge in Indiana, a gold star family and s former beauty queen doesn't have the temperament or intelligence to be president of the U.S.

Out of the respect for the office he aspires to hold, he wouldn't use his very powerful playform to attack individual citizens.

If he is willing to abuse power at this level, imagine when he has the power of the presidency.
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Trump is also a private citizen :Shawltrump:
 
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