That's not very muslim-like
you better apologize before I strap on a vest and re-arrange your molecules
is this how i get 72 virgins? they better be 18+ though I don't wana want to have to force my way in like muhammad did
Inshallah may you wake up every morning with the smell of frying bacon filling your nose
I hereby declare allah and muhammad false prophets and swinelovers and pedophiles, under sharia law, fatwa, whatever the you wana use. what will your glorious god do to strike me down? will he make me burn in eternal hellfire this very moment?