Almost JPP’d myself yesterday

Harry Sax

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So we’re at my girls moms house…my girl asked me if I could grab her something out the car…I’m like sure…as I walk outside she’s behind me, so I’m already like :dahell: so I grab it, and she walked up to me holding a bomb and she says light this

I’m already precarious, I asked her like 5 times what is this…she’s like she thinks it’s a smoke bomb so I’m like whatever…I’m still cautious so I sit in the middle of the road and go to light it, getting ready to run away…soon as the fuse caught that bytch blew up in my face

My girls sister was in her room in the bed and said she felt it shake

That shyt knocked the wallet out my pocket, I had on some cotton shorts and the right leg at the bottom got fried…got a hole in the left pant leg and some shyt hit me right in the calf…looks like I got shot

I have no hair on my right arm and leg

My beard and eyelash got singed…I have cuts and lil splinters all in my right hand

My ears were ringing for hrs


Moral of the story is, don’t listen to these bytches
 
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