Alot of these women aint fukked right.

MrFettuccinnePockets

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So Im the only dude at my friends pre birthday party. The rest are women and 2 of them brought their boyfriends. I could tell that these chicks werent really about shyt by how and what they talked about. (Gay nikka on love and hip hop and some other bullshyt.)

Anyways the liquor starts pouring and they get looser and eventually they start running at the mouth about there sex life. To keep it short and simple damn near all of them are unsatisfied. This one broad was dogging her boyfriend he was there just sitting there with the :why: face on. A few of them cheating and they're "happily" married. shyts crazy.

Being able to fukk the shyt out of a bytch will keep your relationship on point. On the flipside it can get you them no strings attatched, boyfriend #2 type of relationships.


Put that work in mayne, because if you hitting your girl with the food stamps dikk ......


ya most likely sharing her.
 

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Sometimes part of the sacrifice. If every nikka on earth had Grade A sex game, cheating wouldn't be as rampant. Comes down to choices and making sacrifices. You might meet this dude who job on point, treats her like a queen, the most "Tyler Perry" perfect nikka on earth, but his stroke game wack. Is the woman gonna choose to just accept his short comings because everything else checks out, or go get that side dikk that potentially will ruin the good relationship.

These choices are made everyday.
 

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Cold part about it is you might think/she might have you thinking you putting it down when ya aint getting her off at all.


You can't fake an orgasm if your parent is experienced enough. A woman can do all that yelling and screaming but it's almost impossible to fake the most natural bodily responses to an orgasm.
 

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I wrote a blog post some time ago called the "Good p*ssy Dilemma." I talked about the crazy things that good p*ssy would make a man do. The same rings true for good dikk for women. Good dikk is a burden that a lot of men have to carry. Of course some women lie to men about how good their dikk is to them. We've all experienced it. The women on the bed moaning and groaning "yeah daddy! right there." And you know she lying because you been in the kitchen making a sandwich for the last 15 minutes. So how do you know that you have some good dikk? And really what's the dilemma?

The #1 sure fire way to know if you're doing your manly duties in bed correctly is to look at the woman's toes. If you are beating it up correctly, when you look at a woman's toes, they should be curled up throwing gang signs. And most of the time the woman won't move if it's good to her. She'll be stuck in the same position, with her toes throwing up their set. Another thing that women do is lie about cumming. What a woman will do is sneak in about 3-4 nuts, and then on the 5th orgasm announce it to the world. They want to sit there and yell "oh I'm coming baby!!" You lying, you already came about 12 times. A woman telling a guy that she came is like the 2 minute warning at the end of the game. She done hit that wrap it up button on your ass.

Another way you know you giving some good pipe is by how she reacts to you. If she always in a good mood and positive when you're around, you doing something right. You can talk shyt to her, probably spit on her, tell her go make you a sandwich. All she is going to say is "oh baby, you so crazy........when you gonna give me some more of that dikk." You ever called a woman at 3:41 in the morning and she don't answer the phone annoyed or even be mad? She answer the phone energized happy to hear your voice. That's how you know you laying that good pipe. If she answers pissed off saying "you know what time it is!?? don't be calling me this late, you gonna wake up these damn bad ass kids!" your dikk isn't worth a damn. And if she don't answer, that's probably because she don't want to waste time on your average dikk game or she's too busy getting good dikk from a winner. The thing men have to understand is that good dikk is like being a celebrity going to a store. You can walk in there any time you want, any day, and the red carpet is going to be rolled out for you. You got some average dikk, you can only show up during normal business hours.

So what's the dilemma with having good dikk? Just the same way that good p*ssy will drive a man crazy, good dikk will drive a woman crazy. It's funny how when good sex is introduced to the opposite sex, they start acting like their counterparts. So if a man get some p*ssy, no matter how hard he is, he's going to turn into a straight up sensitive bytch if the threat of that p*ssy being lost comes into play. For women, if you threaten to take away some good dikk from them, they will turn into the most gangster super thug individual to walk the face of the Earth. You take good dikk from a woman, she gonna stalk you, threaten you, tell you that you're not going any damn where. And there lies the burden. The craziest woman in the world scares me a lot more than the craziest man. If a guy goes crazy and causes me some sort of harm or threatens me, there's a good chance he'll go to jail for a significant period of time. If a woman goes crazy and causes me some sort of harm, there's reasonable doubt to the situation. Because people are always going to ask the question, "well what did you do to that woman?" Look at Lorena Bobbitt. She cut her husbands dikk off, and a jury didn't believe she was crazy or the situation was abnormal.

Just like men do dumb stuff for good p*ssy, women will do even dumber stuff for good dikk. Good dikk will have a woman cooking every piece of food in her house to get the man's strength back up so he can get back to slinging that dikk again. Good dikk will have a woman sitting outside of a man's house at 10:04 am, knowing he don't get off work until 5 pm. But the number #1 way a woman knows a man got some good dikk is because she will tell him "you got some good dikk and there's nothing I can do about it." No matter how much you hate that man, how much his breath stink, if he got a family already, or whatever it is, you are going to keep messing with him because good dikk is like Haley's Comet and only shows up once in a lifetime. Good dikk will have you sitting in a rocking chair at 83 years old telling your grand kids about that man.


Good dikk is a powerful tool. You ever gave a woman dikk so good and then afterwards gave her an impossible task to do, and when you came back she accomplished that task? "Hey if you want to continue getting this dikk, you need to go catch me 7 leprechauns." And sure as shyt when you see her again, she got a cage full of leprechauns trying to explain to you why one of them died. I'm sure there are women reading this saying "there ain't no dikk that damn good that I'm going to be looking for no damn leprechauns." If you get this dikk, you gonna go look for leprechauns, smurfs, the Thunder cats, and anything else I want you to go look for.
 
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