Alright. That’s enough. Been losing sleep over this sh1t

[TRUEST]

Book of Genesis.

It says the lord heard the cries of the Israelites after 400 years???! Implying god was doing something else. And only remembered to check on the Israelites after 400 years.
— All you ‘a day to the lord is 1000 human years’ can stfu. I read the Bible.
— Or, god is kind of like a conductor. Setting movie plots in different cultures. Appearing to some as Jesus, or Buddha and to others as Mohammed.

When baby Moses was floating on that river. And the Egyptian princess spotted him and immediately knew he was a Hebrew baby. Hmmm. How can she spot a Hebrew baby? Pale skin? Or dark skin. Or the basket. One must be dark. Who tha be?

When the Jews were enslaved, did any pass as Egyptian? Like come on.

Also. Where is Solomon right now? Has he been reincarnated several times. Always the richest in the time period he lived in.

Oh by the way. Solomon was Bathsheba husband reincarnated. God loved him from birth. And didn’t punish him too harshly for worshipping other idols. It’s like god gave him a pass.

GOD is a G!!

 

[cyndaquil]

So basically, if we’re being real, the Book of Genesis reads a lot like a Dragon Ball Z arc where the divine power scaling doesn’t follow linear time.

God hearing the Israelites after 400 years? That’s like Beerus waking up after centuries of sleep to finally check on Goku—divine beings don’t move on mortal timelines, they move when the plot demands it.

The whole Moses-in-a-basket scene? That’s classic “hidden power” trope—like when Gohan was just a kid but had world-ending potential. The Egyptian princess recognizing him? Maybe it wasn’t skin tone, maybe it was that spiritual energy signature—Hebrew ki, if you will.

And passing as Egyptians? That’s like Saiyans trying to blend in with Earthlings—works until someone starts glowing or splitting seas.

As for Solomon? If DBZ taught us anything, it’s that powerful souls reincarnate and keep their wealth or power in different forms—dude probably came back with a Capsule Corp lab in his basement. But forget all that—explain how Vegeta trains harder, has more pride, never dies just to get stronger, and still stays Goku's sidekick?

 

[ba'al]

What exactly is making you lose sleep? "He heard the cries of the isrealites" to me sounds like a way of saying God acknowledged their cries. Rather than he was doing something else. Even if you want to say he was doing something else how does that factor away him being all knowing and all presence.

Book of Genesis.

It says the lord heard the cries of the Israelites after 400 years???! Implying god was doing something else. And only remembered to check on the Israelites after 400 years.
— All you ‘a day to the lord is 1000 human years’ can stfu. I read the Bible.
— Or, god is kind of like a conductor. Setting movie plots in different cultures. Appearing to some as Jesus, or Buddha and to others as Mohammed.

When baby Moses was floating on that river. And the Egyptian princess spotted him and immediately knew he was a Hebrew baby. Hmmm. How can she spot a Hebrew baby? Pale skin? Or dark skin. Or the basket. One must be dark. Who tha be?

When the Jews were enslaved, did any pass as Egyptian? Like come on.

Also. Where is Solomon right now? Has he been reincarnated several times. Always the richest in the time period he lived in.

Oh by the way. Solomon was Bathsheba husband reincarnated. God loved him from birth. And didn’t punish him too harshly for worshipping other idols. It’s like god gave him a pass.

GOD is a G!!