Am I a simp nikka for not wanting a roster in 2019?

[blqbird]

All over the coli, brehs talk about how much they love their rosters and I'm just over here looking for a shawty to hold me down during this cold ass DMV winter we bout to get.


I won't lie. My body count prolly one of the lowest on this site. I just don't know if I'm built to be a hoe ass nikka like some of y'all brehs.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

No your not and even if they say you are who cares what they think.

 

[Doobie Doo]

bytches is annoying, only wanting to deal with one is not a bad.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

No, you could want to improve other parts of your life. Dating and sex are just one element...

 

[Luke Cage]

I never wanted the stress of dealing with more than one woman at a time. But i will keep a mental note of all the woman that i think might be interested just in case. I just won't show any interest in them. other than being friendly when we cross paths.

 

[Quiet Magician]

Multiple women is exhausting. It depends on the girl and your pipe game but by large you gotta go out of your way to make sure they aren't pissy. Taking them out, texting back forth and promising false promises after you two get done fukking. It is almost too much bear. Sometimes stories you said with one will contradict another and so you gotta keep all of that in your head.

When they call you up to just fukk and nothing more than I tell yeah this shyt is good but other than that, hell no.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

This rap game skressful so you doin good breh.

 

[BrehWyatt]

I don't see how people have the time or the energy to deal with more than one woman at a time on that level. That shyt doesn't even sound fun outside of the variety of holes, I guess. Too many variables to account for.

I couldn't do it unless it legitimately required no effort on my part and my "team" was as low-maintenance as it got and understood the rules of engagement.

Women and low-maintenance don't really go together often, though.

 

[Estarossa]

I want a wife...

 

[patscorpio]

nah having a roster isnt what its cracked up to be esp if your life is busy as it is....i had one in an epic manwhore phase before i met my lady...where i was jugglin up to 6 women at a time...after about 5 months of doing that i got tired of it and slowly shed them one by one

 

[Morose Polymath]

Caring what strangers on the internet think was your first mistake.

 

[SoSoSlick]

Successfully jugglin a roster at least once in your prime is a necessary character building exercise.
You gotta flush the "aint shyt" outta your system by jugglin in order to transform into a good dude IMO.

 

[number21]

Nah. Women are headaches. Only wanting to have one headache to deal with is nothing wrong, op.

 

[Wear My Dawg's Hat]

You're simply demonstrating common-sense.

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

The term simp is so overused now it has no meaning lol.