am i goin to hell for thinking bout sex in church

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Every thirty seconds im tempted by the evils of the flesh in 5 inch heels :sadbron:
I feel like the church mother lookin directly at me
As i sit there like :noah: ogling this fine biddy wit gold hair and glasses with stillettos...
 

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:laugh: i used to be in catholic school and i remember been in church with this face :to: when my 8th grade teach fine ass pawg used to sit a couple of benches down for me i would peak over to try and look down her shirt :shaq::takedat:
 

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yeh you aint gonna make it

sex in church? are you kidding me...

admit it you probably been fantasying bout knocking off the pastors wife...
 

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Naw but these single mothers is out here like duckhunt
This is why i cant go places like this. Seen a girl wit a tat on her leg and thought about i wonder how far it goes up for 15 min....
Porn has ruined my outlook on women. Damn near erthing is sexual
 

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Every thirty seconds im tempted by the evils of the flesh in 5 inch heels :sadbron:
I feel like the church mother lookin directly at me
As i sit there like :noah: ogling this fine biddy wit gold hair and glasses with stillettos...

If you are then every straight man that has ever attended church will be right with you, including me.

These sistahs know what they're doing, with these tight ass dresses on and high heels acting all innocent :smh:
 

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Dont worry my nikka I think about fukking at family and close friend funerals, any bad female coming in with a nice fittin black dress/skirt is thought about.
 

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For thinking about the very same thing that brought you into existence in the first place? Yeah, you going to hell.....:rudy:
 

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Realize that your not perfect my brother, we are all tempted. Do your best to ignore those beautiful legs and toes, ask for forgiveness
 

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I was like 17, I went to school wit the chick and her and her moms went to the same church my mom was secretary at. Don't know how she got my number I just remember she started textin me out of nowhere one day, we started talkin, then she started the sex talk but she said she was a virgin, so I'm like :what:, but she meant vaginally, she str8 up told me she only takes it in the ass, she was savin the puss. That next Saturday my mom, her, her mom, and a bunch of other women was cleaning the church, I was there cause they had some heavy shyt they needed men to move. The church also had a day care center, a 3 story building with like 10 rooms on each floor connected to the back of the church. She said something to me as she was goin up stairs to start cleaning the third floor so I followed her up there. After a few minutes of small talk I went for mine, started out kissin and coppin feels, then I played in the puss for a second, then she pulled her pants down and bent over up against the wall. We had to do it in the hallway so we could hear if anyone was comin up the stairs, lasted about 5 minutes and I threw the condom in her trash bag and went about my business.
 

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For thinking about the very same thing that brought you into existence in the first place? Yeah, you going to hell.....:rudy:


I dont think i should be dwelling on serving up facials in the house of the lord. Sittin next to baby mama thinking bout threesomes :scusthov: at myself
 

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I was like 17, I went to school wit the chick and her and her moms went to the same church my mom was secretary at. Don't know how she got my number I just remember she started textin me out of nowhere one day, we started talkin, then she started the sex talk but she said she was a virgin, so I'm like :what:, but she meant vaginally, she str8 up told me she only takes it in the ass, she was savin the puss. That next Saturday my mom, her, her mom, and a bunch of other women was cleaning the church, I was there cause they had some heavy shyt they needed men to move. The church also had a day care center, a 3 story building with like 10 rooms on each floor connected to the back of the church. She said something to me as she was goin up stairs to start cleaning the third floor so I followed her up there. After a few minutes of small talk I went for mine, started out kissin and coppin feels, then I played in the puss for a second, then she pulled her pants down and bent over up against the wall. We had to do it in the hallway so we could hear if anyone was comin up the stairs, lasted about 5 minutes and I threw the condom in her trash bag and went about my business.

So u fukked her in the ass in church?
:wow:
 

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Don't know how she got my number I just remember she started textin me out of nowhere one day, we started talkin, then she started the sex talk but she said she was a virgin, so I'm like :what:, but she meant vaginally, she str8 up told me she only takes it in the ass, she was savin the puss.

:ooh:

I remember one time when I was like 14, I got a crazy boner at church right before offering time. When it came time for my row to walk around to the offering bucket up front, I hit a right and went to the bathroom until lil man got his head right. Never did nothing in the church, but I got some head in the trailer during Vacation Bible School one time. Somehow I felt Jesus understood...the Lord knows your heart, right?

:leon:
 

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I wuz in church for mothers day...that shyt wuz so akward lol...u see sumthin nice and u gotta try not to have the :krs: expression that naturally comes over ya face...gotta try not to stare for too long....I love women that's dressed up in that business attire...think I might come back next week...imagine what I could do if I climb the ranks to deacon:scheme:
 
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