Am I The Only One Here Who Refuses To Take A shyt At Work

[FaTaL]

my last job (when I worked in an office), was an old nursing home that got converted to office space. that meant EVERYONE had their own personal bathroom in their office. I remember my first day there. when I saw that, I was like

I could simply close the door and take shyts with reckless abandon. I could even leave the bathroom door open while I shyt with my office door closed. it was great.

 

[beenz]

btw, here's a pic of that office with the private bathroom.

 

[FaTaL]

I can't drop it at work either...I gotta have my wet wipes.

thats why you should carry them in your pockets

 

[FaTaL]

btw, here's a pic of that office with the private bathroom.

 

[dappadonna]

If you gotta go you gotta go ,guys broke the flush handle though
..and never re- upping the toilet paper

 

[EffedUp]

I used to be so against taking a shyt until I had the bubbly one day at my old job. I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in for a few more hours and was like fukk it. I got to go in peace so I was cool with it. Then I got the bubbly the next day too.

The only other time I've done it was earlier this year at my current job. I work at a big company and they'll bring in outside vendors for lunch. On Fridays, they bring in QDoba. I don't usually eat their stuff but I was craving one of those steak bowls. Bad move.
I don't want to take shyts at work cause with a guy like me, those real good dumps include some machine gun farts. Someone walks in the restroom to a warzone literally.

 

[scarlxrd]

I used to feel that way (in high school) but fukk that. I'll nuke any toilet if I have to

 

[KidJSoul]

I don't take dumps in public places unless the area is clean and new and renovated as fukk.

 

[beenz]

I can't drop it at work either...I gotta have my wet wipes.

just leave a pack in your desk drawer if you need them.

 

[MarioDaDon]

I just use the 6 layers of toilet paper on the toilet seat method & flush with my feet

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I work from home so