I never thought I would regret not punching this little cac but it's starting to kind of ether my soul.
I tell jokes and shyt. For the past ~month I've been co hosting this open mic show and the turnout has been decent. About 50 people in the room, maybe 15 at the bar or outside. This young cac that has been doing comedy for a year or so, not even grinding hard...like once a week shyt...has developed kind of an ego. He's always mad that he doesn't win the contest (which is only a $50 prize
). drops the mic, or it's some other shyt.
Well, last week this motherfukker is going way over his time so I tell the DJ to cut the music up and I run up on stage to tell dude he's done. This nikka must have been drunk or thought it was a game because he stiff armed me and was trying to wrestle or something. I just took a step back, told him he was banned, and grab the mic from him. But the whole time the audience is looking like "
This homo is about to pedigree this white nikka for his insubordination".
I was so mad but it's still a comedy show. I started going off about how it isn't enough that white dudes have fukked up the whole world, but they have to exercise their white privilege at open mics, too. That ruffled some feathers but most folks understood where i was coming from, considering I didn't lay this nikka out. I know it's unprofessional to punch people out on stage and I am glad I didn't catch a case but I part of me feels like a fukking loser for not leaving that nikka bloody. But still, what the fukk do I look like punching a drunk dude in the face for being a cac when i'm the stone cold sober black breh getting paid to be there? plus knowing this little twat, he'd probably getting a bigger ego on some "yeah...i'm a real comic. i get beat up on stage because i'm so provocative
"
Am I trippin'? What would y'all have done?
I tell jokes and shyt. For the past ~month I've been co hosting this open mic show and the turnout has been decent. About 50 people in the room, maybe 15 at the bar or outside. This young cac that has been doing comedy for a year or so, not even grinding hard...like once a week shyt...has developed kind of an ego. He's always mad that he doesn't win the contest (which is only a $50 prize
). drops the mic, or it's some other shyt.Well, last week this motherfukker is going way over his time so I tell the DJ to cut the music up and I run up on stage to tell dude he's done. This nikka must have been drunk or thought it was a game because he stiff armed me and was trying to wrestle or something. I just took a step back, told him he was banned, and grab the mic from him. But the whole time the audience is looking like "
This homo is about to pedigree this white nikka for his insubordination".I was so mad but it's still a comedy show. I started going off about how it isn't enough that white dudes have fukked up the whole world, but they have to exercise their white privilege at open mics, too. That ruffled some feathers but most folks understood where i was coming from, considering I didn't lay this nikka out. I know it's unprofessional to punch people out on stage and I am glad I didn't catch a case but I part of me feels like a fukking loser for not leaving that nikka bloody. But still, what the fukk do I look like punching a drunk dude in the face for being a cac when i'm the stone cold sober black breh getting paid to be there? plus knowing this little twat, he'd probably getting a bigger ego on some "yeah...i'm a real comic. i get beat up on stage because i'm so provocative
"Am I trippin'? What would y'all have done?
i already knew what your stance was gonna be.
at least whatever happens you will have some people that will be on your side lol
it will make me look like kind of a badass.
