I'm not some Billy Badass wannabe tough guy, just a dude who can handle himself if things get physical. But as a former football player and a dude who still does all of those power lifts, including squats, trying to get in my face while I'm sitting in a chair is a
dangerous proposition for you. Rule #1 of a collision: Low Man Wins.
Anyone here who's played football and was coached / trained properly knows the meaning of "hit on the rise." That upward explosion into someone standing flat footed above you is a rather quick, efficient, and easy way to gain control in a fight from the jump. They think you're in a vulnerable position when the reality is you're in the perfect place to send a rather nasty shock to their system when you
strike through them.
Shorty may not have the same background aa a dude who played on the gridiron, but she sure as fukk understood the assignment.