An alpaca walks up on you in the bar

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

What you doin’

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I saw one in New York City before

 

[CopiousX]

they are such strange looking creatures.

It reminds me of koalas where they look a lot like stuffed toys until you actually touch them

 

[Devilinurear]

What you doin’

Damn
Changing my life

 

[jdubnyce]

That shyt looks fake
But
I know it's not

 

[Buddy]

Aight nah
It's only a matter of time before they hear "eat me" and it's Alpaca testicles on sale, 2 for $2.25 USD

 

[old pig]

awwwwwwwww!

 

[Low End Derrick]

I'm al-pacing my bags and heading tf outta there on some

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Sweater season

 

[drederick tatum]

Smash

 

[TEH]

An alpaca walks into a bar, and everyone is stunned. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?" The alpaca replies, "I just wanted to show off my dance moves and have a woolly good time!" The bartender grins and says, "Well, you've certainly raised the bar for party animals. Let's turn this place into a wild 'alpaca'-lypse of fun!" And so, the alpaca and the patrons danced the night away, proving that even an alpaca knows how to shake things up!

 

[Harry Sax]

I’m stabbing it with a fork and making a rug with its fur to stunt on nikkas

 

[rabbid]

he tryna order up.. what you mean why...

 

[DallasTxRep]