And girls got the nerve to tell us we thirsty...

[UpAndComing]

Tonight was a funny night

I'm visiting my relatives in CT, staying here for about 3 days, taking care of my great-aunt. She's feeling real sick
I met this girl at the grocery store today. She was looking good. Exchanged numbers, started talking

I made up this story that I just came back from a workout, and needed a massager

The talk texting started getting hot. Then she texted me

Her: "Awww you're so cute come to my house!"
Me: I can't, I'm taking care of my aunt for the weekend. She not feeling to well
Her: Sucks you can't come
Her: Just stop texting me cause you're sounding too perfect to not hang out with
Me: Yeah

Moments later she texted again

Her: To hell with your plans tonight. Hang out with me instead
Me: I'm taking care of my aunt
Her: Awwww damn, but its only family though


Now in my mind I'm like





If a guy even DARED to say shyt like that, girls would call us thirstier than the desert
But somehow it's more acceptable when a girl does it, like her needs come first

 

[BlackBieber]

thirstier than the desert

 

[Michael9100]

 

[UpAndComing]

Not sure if you're serious.....

 

[Spoonz]

idiot.

 

[Raye82]

Thirst is thirst. It doesn't matter whether its a woman or man. However, she was very thristy, inviting a nikka she don't know over to her house .

 

[Raava]

She seem selfish and unbalanced, not just thirsty.

 

[BlackBieber]

Not sure if you're serious.....

how can the desert be thirsty

 

[5StarElite]

You was either going to get robbed or contract whatever disease that hoe is carrying.

 

[UpAndComing]

how can the desert be thirsty

The desert has no water
a metaphor for a guy who is thirsty for a girl

Again, not sure if you're serious

 

[Taadow]

Nicca...leave yo' aunt with the sniffles and go get head from that girl...

 

[Cacs R Us]

Jokes on you for thinking women/girls aren't ever thirsty. The fukk you think boy bands are all about?

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

yeah u shoulda fukked her.

i'm thinking of 2 instances where i did the same type of shyt htough. thats off the top of my head. i'm sure i did it a lot more.

 

[UpAndComing]

yeah u shoulda fukked her.

i'm thinking of 2 instances where i did the same type of shyt htough. thats off the top of my head. i'm sure i did it a lot more.

Of course I know



exhibit A go to 8:43

Girl basically saying "Yeah I got a boyfriend and all, but I would fukk the shyt out of ASAP Rocky if given the chance"

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i misread that and thought you said thirstier than the dessert. which makes no sense but has a nice ring to it.