And the award for the dumbest father in a horror movie goes to….

[Jaguar93]

The dad from Orphan 2009. You’re telling me that bro couldn’t put 2:2 together. That maybe the supposedly little girl that dresses like she’s from the 1800s. That speaks in an Dracula Transylvanian accent. Isn’t responsible for all the horrible shyt that’s been happening. To your kids, home and everyone that’s linked to her.

 

[Deltron]

you seen the prequel that came out a few years ago? That dad was pretty stupid too

 

[Jaguar93]

you seen the prequel that came out a few years ago? That dad was pretty stupid too

Yeah I’ve seen it

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Jaguar93]

Upping thread since it’s October

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

this B!TCH ASS LOSER

 

[Jaguar93]

Let’s not forget about the dad in Sinster. Bro purposely moved his family into a known murder house. While watching demonic shyt just to write a book.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

He probably wanted to fuk her and kept low key.

 

[daemonova]

this B!TCH ASS LOSER

dude the definition of a beta male