Animal thread

[Jalether]

Pick a choice

option 1
Be stranded in the middle of serengeti park with lions, hyena's and hippos all after your ass and you have absolutely no weapon or anyone coming to your rescue. it's just you alone with your bare hands

option 2
Have nightmares of all these animals attacking and eating you alive each time you close your eyes and the nightmare will be so vivid and realistic as fukk each time that you will always wake up traumatised and reliving the experience every night.

Basically instant death (if you choose option 1) or continous torture if you go with the 2nd option.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Option 2 and it ain't even close. I don't even got a spear or sturdy cudgel to defend myself in the first option to even consider that shyt. All I got to do is pull myself together with a shot of Vodka, 20 minutes of reassuring myself at the edge of the bed them I'm on and up to go get shyt done.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Option 1. I'm a Coli Breh®, I take them animals blindfolded and bound in a straight jacket and be home to my PAWG by dinner.

 

[Neuromancer]

Option 1.i'd kill all of them.

 

[Jalether]

Option 2 and it ain't even close. I don't even got a spear or sturdy cudgel to defend myself in the first option to even consider that shyt. All I got to do is pull myself together with a shot of Vodka, 20 minutes of reassuring myself at the edge of the bed them I'm on and up to go get shyt done.

You do realise you will never be able to get a good sleep ever again

You will wake up every night like

with pounding headache and whatever else is associated with sleep depravity

 

[Gold]

Option 1 ez.

 

[cobra]

option 1

lions got to be some of the biggest pussies on this planet

look at what they do when a real one checks them



and hippos

soft....

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Option 1. you're not coming back from.

Option 2. they have medicine and meditation for.

 

[Jalether]

Option 1. you're not coming back from.

Option 2. they have medicine and meditation for.

Except this not real life but an hypothetical situation where your nightmare and sleep deprivation will have no cure whatsover. you still going with option 2?

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Except this not real life but an hypothetical situation where your nightmare and sleep deprivation will have no cure whatsover. you still going with option 2?

Ill take my life and the nightmares..

Over apex predators, human killing hippos and no weapon..

 

[CookDat]

Option 1: I put my life at risk and may never wake up again after getting turned into brunch for animals
Option 2: I have a guarantee of living and waking up to see another day and the only con is I have some nightmares every night about some fukkass animals eating me.

Uh yeaaaa Ima go with option 2

 

[Address_Unknown]

You do realise you will never be able to get a good sleep ever again

You will wake up every night like

with pounding headache and whatever else is associated with sleep depravity

I'd get used to it and find some small solace in knowing that it was just a dream and that I'm Ok once I've finished hyperventilating and calming my heart rate down. I'd only entertain Option A If I had a weapon of some sort, 'cause fighting animals like that with my bare hands is an instantaneous death sentence.

 

[Payroll]

Option 2.

 

[Jalether]

Option 1: I put my life at risk and may never wake up again after getting turned into brunch for animals
Option 2: I have a guarantee of living and waking up to see another day and the only con is I have some nightmares every night about some fukkass animals eating me.

Uh yeaaaa Ima go with option 2

Option 2.

I'd get used to it and find some small solace in knowing that it was just a dream and that I'm Ok once I've finished hyperventilating and calming my heart rate down. I'd only entertain Option A If I had a weapon of some sort, 'cause fighting animals like that with my bare hands is an instantaneous death sentence.

Do y'all realise how devastating sleep deprivation is

It's literally the 2nd most common torture technique after waterboarding. This is not just merely experiencing nightmare everytime you shut your eyes, you will never be able to get any meaningfu sleep again and suffer all the health issues associated with sleep deprivation.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Do y'all realise how devastating sleep deprivation is

It's literally the 2nd most common torture technique after waterboarding. This is not just merely experiencing nightmare everytime you shut your eyes, you will never be able to get any meaningfu sleep again and suffer all the health issues associated with sleep deprivation.

So basically you made this thread just to shyt on anyone who picks 2