Annual Christmas fukkery thread

[mamba]

As we all know, when you get family together under one roof, fukkery is bound to happen.

Let’s take a moment to share fukkery that happened over the dinner table, as gifts were being unwrapped, etc.

Did an unwanted relative show up? You know, that one cousin that owes 95% of the family $20.

For the cacs on the board, any incestous shyt?

Anyone’s granny talkin’ shyt about the ladies in the family without a man?

 

[mamba]

Feed TheColi with stories.

 

[shutterguy]

Not really a fukkery story, bought Mom's a 50" Samsung, she told the fam, they up here like "we know who the real Santa Claus is".

 

[King Kai]

For the cacs on the board, any incestous shyt?

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

few years back a cousin scammed a auntine out of some bread and dodged every family function for about two years

finally slipped up the following Christmas and came by for a little bit

auntie was hitting him with the he came thru the door

they kept it hush, in the living room

and then the “you ain’t shyt like yo father” came out

we all in the next room

every other word after that was bytch from both of em.

then they both end up crying

they cool now

my family is like a frfr version of tlr only black

 

[peppe]

Finesse your own family brehs

 

[MikeyC]

Not really a fukkery story, bought Mom's a 50" Samsung, she told the fam, they up here like "we know who the real Santa Claus is".

Your family's right

 

[shutterguy]

Your family's right

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

It's not really that serious but my roomie always cooks. Her cooking skills are like a 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. But I don't wanna cook so I happily eat her food and pretend I can't cook.

So this morning she asked me to make breakfast I said sure but then she made everything and told me to make the grits. That shyt came out creamy and delicious. Her son came by and killed that shyt. Her grits are normally gritty and very okay. She was hating like shyt.


I have to be careful though. I hate letting people know I can cook because then they want you to do it more and I'm not really about that hours in the kitchen life unless I am in the mood.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

It's not really that serious but my roomie always cooks. Her cooking skills are like a 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. But I don't wanna cook so I happily eat her food and pretend I can't cook.

So this morning she asked me to make breakfast I said sure but then she made everything and told me to make the grits. That shyt came out creamy and delicious. Her son came by and killed that shyt. Her grits are normally gritty and very okay. She was hating like shyt.


I have to be careful though. I hate letting people know I can cook because then they want you to do it more and I'm not really about that hours in the kitchen life unless I am in the mood.

I hate when women are like this

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I hate when women are like this

It's part of her personality she hates on everything .

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

It's part of her personality she hates on everything .

Not her

You!

 

[hatealot]

Not her

You!

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

It's not really that serious but my roomie always cooks. Her cooking skills are like a 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. But I don't wanna cook so I happily eat her food and pretend I can't cook.

So this morning she asked me to make breakfast I said sure but then she made everything and told me to make the grits. That shyt came out creamy and delicious. Her son came by and killed that shyt. Her grits are normally gritty and very okay. She was hating like shyt.


I have to be careful though. I hate letting people know I can cook because then they want you to do it more and I'm not really about that hours in the kitchen life unless I am in the mood.

LMAO. THAT'S THE MOVE RIGHT THERE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OKAY MEALS I'VE EATING BECAUSE OF MY LAZINESS.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Not her

You!

You mean pretend like the can't cook? Don't wanna cook?