Another Friend Zone Assassination

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Damn he's a white boy too.
He's liable to go shoot their school up now.


Prob blames black men for this too.

Nah, he'll learn.
Cactales

April 3rd:

Hello Journal,

I thought with Trump making America Great Again, it would make these white girls fall into place but no it did not. These bytchEs are turning us into cucks and it's all because of the Big Black COCK! My girlfriend Emily rejected me for the whole world to see. This bytch loves DeQuan and Tyrrell but hates me. Now White Mike said, "Danny, come on bro, she ains worth it" and everyone laughed.

If there was no Blacks, I would never be in the friend zone. I am going to kill all of the Blacks!
 

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I wouldn't be crushed.

If the dude didn't know where he stood, now he knows and can promptly throw her and their friendship in the bushes.

Never understood the male to female best friend dynamic especially if the dude is straight btw.
It only works when you have a girlfriend or a roster. Having female friends is hard because you never know what she or for her he's thinking. Too often these women don't check their homeboy or home girl unless it's on some embarrassing shyt
 

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once you in the friend zone you'll never leave

Nah, she'll come around after a few years when her stock has plummeted on some

"You know, Brad, I've always felt this connection with you. I would love to explore it some more :mjgrin:"

And this dude looks like the type of cornball who would actually fall for that shyt :Hemad:
 

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It only works when you have a girlfriend or a roster. Having female friends is hard because you never know what she or for her he's thinking. Too often these women don't check their homeboy or home girl unless it's on some embarrassing shyt

This is true.

A friend of mines a long time ago tried to make inroads with a female he liked by going the "late night pillow chats and chocolates" route..During these quiet storm convos, she omitted the fact that she was getting dug out by another acquaintance of ours on the daily. He didn't get hit with reality until she just stopped talking to him, just utterly cut him off, this nikka was so destroyed that he went over to her place to find out what the deal was. She plainly told him that she had gotten serious with someone (our friend) and didn't think it was appropriate to keep talking like they were..nikka's soul was snatched but still didn't know that our classmate was the dude she was with.

We all chillin' on campus and I guess they he had arranged for her to meet him with me and my boy present..MY GOD...she saw all three of us and you can see her miss a step when she saw us, this broad was moving a mile a minute approaching. Both of these dudes smiling because they each think that she's approaching to talk to them...she hugs our acquaintance and then tried to dodge his kiss but I, mean, it was apparent by the touching and rubbing at that point. My nikka didn't say nothing but hauled off and chin checked the fukk out of our acquaintance...nikka's chin went north, south, east and west. Broad is screaming and shyt, I'm telling her to shut the fukk up and these nikkas shootin the ones right there in the campus courtyard. Needless to say, friendship statuses changed after that.
 
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