ANOTHER Putin Ally Found Dead After Falling From Third Floor Window: Reports

[UnQuantized]

I think these 'window deaths' go back to the Russian RevolutionThey've been on that mysterious deletion tip for a while.

 

[Mike809]

Windows are the #1 cause of death in Russia.

 

[Ridge Forrester]

That defenestrosis will get you.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

If I was a Russian billionaire homie of Putin, I would have bullet proof glass, nets, and parachutes all on deck.

Or wear a Batman suit and hit the

 

[acri1]

What is it with Russia and pushing people out of windows?

If I ever go to Russia I'm not even entering a building taller than two stories unless it's windowless.

 

[TaxCollector13459]

"egh, Vladimir? he fell out window, it's egh..ackident bylat"


"suka! Don't worry I put up more windows comrade"

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Navalny has been missing for almost two weeks as well.

It’s crazy because he was in their custody and now he was suppose to show up for some court proceedings and didn’t, and they’re just like



Edit: nevermind, I see they “found” him in Siberia literally two days ago. Crazy as fukk.

 

[hex]

Yea but this is Putin we’re talking about. Lol

Kings, dictators, and presidents have all died by the hand of people with less resources than a billionaire.

Fred.

 

[voiture]

My house will look like this if I lived in Russia.