Any brehs who doesn't know how to fix himself a meal has failed in life

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I do my laundry and I don't plan to divorce...

Plus, there are plenty of women out there looking for men to cook for...

 

[BlackAchilles]

I have a friend like this

He always has parties and the only thing in his fridge is beer

He eats Taco Bell and Dominoes at least once a day

Those nikkas driving up my damn insurance premiums

 

[BillBanneker]

I have a friend like this

He always has parties and the only thing in his fridge is beer

He eats Taco Bell and Dominoes at least once a day

Those nikkas driving up my damn insurance premiums

Damn, I haven't had a pizza in months

 

[El Bombi]

Thank God that Mom taught me how to cook.

If you're eating instant mashed potatoes or not making your own macaroni cheese from scratch. Then kill yourself breh.

 

[African Peasant]

There are still cultures in this world where divorce is not a must

 

[At30wecashout]

I have a friend like this

He always has parties and the only thing in his fridge is beer

He eats Taco Bell and Dominoes at least once a day

Those nikkas driving up my damn insurance premiums

You know that mothafukka shyts twice a week at most.

 

[Raptor]

Thank God that Mom taught me how to cook.

If you're eating instant mashed potatoes or not making your own macaroni cheese from scratch. Then kill yourself breh.

I had to teach myself how to cook when I was 16 as my mother refused to teach me because she thought I would turn gay if I knew how to cook. My mother thinks all great male chefs were secretly gay.
Grow up in a conservative culture Brehs and brehettes

 

[BlackAchilles]

I had to teach myself how to cook when I was 16 as my mother refused to teach me because she thought I would turn gay if I knew how to cook. My mother thinks all great male chefs were secretly gay.
Grow up in a conservative culture Brehs and brehettes

My mom didnt teach me cause she has no skills herself

 

[VladTheImpaler]

I had to teach my 27 year old brother how to make a pasta and basic meat stew today. 7 years younger than him. He's been wasting money on Chinese takeaways for 5 years since he left home If you don't know how to prepare a basic meat based pasta by the time ur 20, you failed as a human being.

does he had diabetes, heart issues or cholesterol problems...if not, he won at life so far...if he ate like that all the time.
The cruelty of life is that you will be the one that deals with those issues cooking your own meals.
Life wild like that.

 

[Scientific Playa]

my parents and an older sibling taught me how to put my feet in the pots. wanted to be a chef but didn't follow thru on it. the food business is 24/7, you're always plugged in. ran a restaurant in the hood for a minute that did ok but moved on to other ventures. today i can produce top quality meals in taste, nutrition, and aesthetics.

i remember one day in my youth my pops was cooking flounder and cod and he said to me slow down man, you're eating them faster than i can cook 'em up. mom used to make me home made frozen TV dinners and pot pies as a back up if she worked late. so i learned from fam...