Any Coli brehs had to get a colonoscopy?

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they going in my butt brehs :merchant:

can someone walk me through the procedure? do they loosen me up with fingers then put a camera in my butt? do they use lube?

makes me wonder who would be a butt doctor? Think about all of the gross fukking overweight cacs you see at the grocery store and then think about being like yeah I want to look inside their butts. That's fukking disgusting. I think I would rather be dead then ba a butt doctor. Imagine if we live in a society where you were just given a profession randomly at birth and they made me a butt doctor? I would fukking cry.
 
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They give you a laxative to drink the night b4 and after that you cant eat anything. Then the day of they give you an enema and run you to the bathroom. They prep the room and you wait with a robe on that opens in the back, then the anesthesia nurse hooks you up to an IV and its night night nikka! You dont feel anything and when you wake up you will be groggy for about 4 hrs and HUNGRY. You feel nothing.
 
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They give you a laxative to drink the night b4 and after that you cant eat anything. Then the day of they give you an enema and run you to the bathroom. They prep the room and you wait with a robe on that opens in the back, then the anesthesia nurse hooks you up to an IV and its night night nikka! You dont feel anything and when you wake up you will be groggy for about 4 hrs and HUNGRY. You feel nothing.

so basically they date rape me :to:

and charge me a co-pay.... :to::to::to:
 
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