Any habitual meat beaters?

[Dixon Cider]

Seems like any downtime I have I'm ready to stroke my beef to some nasty flicks but why? Its either instant gratification or spend time lining up a lil thot which may or may not fall through. Also i be nut cancelling so I don't always have mess so in reality... If bytch not talkin bout throwing that teanna trump my way then wtf is we hangin for.
My idea of chilling is relaxing, smoking, itis from food and then I wanna rub on some cheeks or breasts or some. Im down to even start slow with a female if she at least doesnt flake thats good. Eventually ima poke. Reality tho..... Im trying get sucked on first night.

 

[onlylno]

Wtf did you really type all of that?




I'm pro-fap all the way, but this circle jerk on jerking you trying to start is as melon as they come.

 

[Dixon Cider]

Wtf did you really type all of that?




I'm pro-fap all the way, but this circle jerk on jerking you trying to start is as melon as they come.

@JerkPork

 

[Stir Fry]

OP's avi

 

[JerkPork]

 

[Captain Crunch]

 

[mannyrs13]

 

[XII]

. Also i be nut cancelling so I don't always have mess

Man got nut cancels on some Street Fighter shyt

 

[Mac Brown]

Why did I think this would be about some sort of reverse domestic violence!

 

[SheWantTheD]

What's nut cancelling? Never heard of that shyt.

Back in high school I used to beat my shyt everyday after school thinking about some chick who was wearing tight jeans, leggings or got her tiddays all out

Nowadays I do that shyt like once or twice every two weeks cause I keep relapsing on this nofap shyt

 

[Vandelay]

Unfortunately.

 

[BocaRear]

Preach, I'm tryna fukk on the first date but these chicks ain't with that shyt, they wanna be treated with respect n all dat other bull

So lord knows I be beating my meat like it owes me money

 

[Dixon Cider]

Preach, I'm tryna fukk on the first date but these chicks ain't with that shyt, they wanna be treated with respect n all dat other bull

So lord knows I be beating my meat like it owes me money

Last night female was expressing dislike for another girl that was fat and sloppy they knew because she got more dikk than her and i'm sitting there like..... Well you can instantly have dikk right now tonight but you guys talm bout going home etc etc wtf


But yea girls wanna hang then drag you round they friends, make you beat your
Meat the whole time behind the scenes to where you are desensitized to even caring about a next level with the lady

 

[Yoda]

im the rocky of meat beatin

 

[Dixon Cider]

im the rocky of meat beatin

The meat beaten path