Any of yall eat FIG BARS/NEWTONS?

[fkthisgaysite]

My mom loves these but so do I I used to catch so many whoopings for eating her fig newtons

This mental image got me

Yo mom rly busted yo ass im assuming multiple times over some newtons

 

[staticshock]

havent had any in a while but i like them

 

[QuintessentialBM]

I use to eat them all the time, but not now. Parents would always get the generic joints from Dollar General for $1